Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.
- Daily
- Weekly
- Monthly
- Yearly
Se
JaniyeSagittarius Ka Bhavishya!!
Today
Personal
Moon enters Scorpio (12th House). The Hangover. 😵 Kal ki social climbing ke baad, aaj tum seedha zameen pe giroge. Moon tumhare 12th House (Isolation/Subconscious) mein aa gaya hai. Aaj tumhara extrovert mask gir jayega. Tum phone switch off karke blanket ke neeche chupna chahte ho. "Mujhe kisi se baat nahi karni"—ye aaj tumhara mantra hai. Tumhe achanak purani galtiyan yaad aayengi. Regret aur guilt ka cocktail piyoge aaj.
Relationships
12th House chupi hui baaton ka hai. Aaj tumhe pata chalega ki tumhara koi "Dost" actually tumhara dushman hai. Ya phir tum kisi unavailable insaan ke khayalon mein kho jaoge. Reality se disconnect ho rahe ho.
Travel
Astral Travel only. Bed se bathroom tak ka safar bhi pahad chadhne jaisa lagega. Physical travel mein saman khone ka darr hai. Passport sambhal ke rakhna agar travel kar rahe ho.
Money
"Ye 5000 kahan gaye?"—Aaj tumhara paisa hawa mein gayab hoga. Medical bill ya fine lag sakta hai. 12th house "Vyaya" (Loss) ka ghar hai. Wallet pe taala laga lo.
Sleeping on the job! Aaj tum office mein zombie ki tarah ghoomoge. Dimaag kaam nahi kar raha. "I'll do it tomorrow"—procrastination peak pe hai.
Raat ko neend nahi aayegi, aur din mein neend aayegi. Pairon (feet) mein sujan (swelling) ho sakti hai.
Lost. "Main kaun hoon aur main yahan kyun hoon?"
Se JaniyeSagittarius Ka Bhavishya!!
This Week
Personal
Sagittarius, iss week tumhari philosophy thodi greedy ho jaati hai. Capricorn stellium tumhare 2nd house mein baitha hai, jisse tum “experiences” se zyada “assets” ke baare mein soch rahe ho. Week start hota hai Libra Moon ke saath, jahan tum social situations ko thoda strategic nazar se dekhte ho—kaun useful hai, kaun aspirational lagta hai, kaun sirf vibes ke liye hai. Mid-week Scorpio Moon tumhe self-worth ke dark corner mein le jaata hai, jahan tum khud se hi pooch rahe ho: main itna peeche kyun hoon? Weekend tak Moon tumhari hi sign mein aa jaata hai, aur tum phir se bounce back karte ho—confidence loud, optimism aggressive, aur impulse control missing.
Relationships
Love life iss week transactional feel kar sakti hai. Single ho toh tum subconsciously evaluate kar rahe ho ki saamne wala bill split karta hai ya nahi. Committed ho toh finances ko leke arguments possible hain—kaun kya laata hai, kaun kya contribute karta hai. Tumhara humour iss week sharp hai, par kabhi-kabhi truth thoda zyada blunt ho jaata hai.
Travel
Travel ka mood show-off heavy hai. Agar trip plan hoti hai, toh tum usko document zyada kar rahe ho, enjoy kam. Instagram ke liye photos aur real life ke liye anxiety—dono saath chal rahe hain.
Money
Money ke maamle mein tum extreme swings pe ho. Kabhi hoarding mode, kabhi splurge mode. Fries ya personal cheez share karna bhi mushkil lag sakta hai. Possessiveness high hai, patience low.
Career mein salary aur worth ka sawaal uth sakta hai. Tum undervalued feel kar rahe ho, aur boss ke saamne bold tone use kar sakte ho. Mars 2nd house mein hai, isliye aggression control mein rakhna zaroori hai—warna tum apni hi price tag se khud ko outbid kar sakte ho.
Throat, neck aur teeth sensitive ho sakte hain. Financial stress ka impact sleep pe bhi ho sakta hai.
Tumhara inner voice iss week: “Paise se khushi nahi milti… par check toh kar lene do.”
Se JaniyeSagittarius Ka Bhavishya!!
This Month
Personal
Bestie, Tarot card "The Hierophant" aaya hai, jiska matlab hai universe chahta hai ki tum thoda sudhar jao. Structure aur discipline tumhare dushman hain, par January mein yahi tumhare best friends banenge. Jan 6-9 ke beech triple conjunction tumhare money house mein hai. Tumhara mood "Old Money Aesthetic" hai par bank balance "No Money Tragic" hai. "Manifesting wealth" ka matlab sofa pe letna nahi hota, kaam karna hota hai.
Relationships
Rishte abhi mehenge pad rahe hain. Agar partner tumse expensive gifts ya fancy dinners maang raha hai, toh tumhara "Flight Mode" on ho jayega. Tumhara value system test ho raha hai. Kya tum pyaar ke liye broke hone ko taiyaar ho? Jawab hai "Nahi." Jan 20 ke baad Aquarius season mein communication badhegi, tab tak wallet aur dil dono close rakho. Love is free, dinner is not.
Travel
Pehle 3 hafte tumhara travel budget "zero" hai. Tum Google Earth pe ghoom lo, wahi free hai. Jan 20 ke baad jab Sun Aquarius mein jayega, tab tum short trips maroge—shayad grocery store tak ya bank tak loan ki bheek maangne. Wanderlust ko thoda hold pe rakho, abhi "Savings Lust" ki zaroorat hai.
Money
Yeh section tumhare liye trigger warning hai. "Champagne lifestyle on a beer budget" band karo. Jan 3 ke aas-paas financial advisor se milo (ya kam se kam apne us dost ki baat suno jo maths mein acha hai). Triple conjunction tumhare spending habits ko factory reset karega. Agar tumne sale dekh ke unnecessary cheezein khareedi, toh universe tumhe judge karega.
Abhi tum "Passion" ke liye nahi, "Paycheck" ke liye kaam kar rahe ho. Aur usme koi burayi nahi hai. Boss ko impress karne ke liye overwork mat karo, salary negotiate karne ke liye energy bacha ke rakho. Tumhara focus assets build karne pe hona chahiye. Office gossip se door raho, time is money aur tumhare paas dono kam hain.
Financial stress seedha tumhare liver pe asar karega kyunki tum stress drink karte ho. Party karke tension bhulane ki koshish mat karo, alcohol mehengi hai aur hangover free hai. Detox smoothies piyo, wo sasti padti hain (agar ghar pe banao toh).
Confused optimism. Tum udna chahte ho par bills ne tumhare pair pakad rakhe hain. Reality check zaroori tha. Thoda grounded raho, zameen utni bhi buri jagah nahi hai.
Se JaniyeSagittarius Ka Bhavishya!!
Year 2026
Personal
Darling, tumhara "Delusion" is saal tumhara biggest asset hai. Jupiter (tumhara baap) July se Leo mein naach raha hai, matlab tumhara "Main Character Syndrome" ab terminal illness ban chuka hai. Tumhe normal life se allergy ho jayegi. Tumhara goal ab "Survival" nahi, "Viral Hona" hai. Duniya jale toh jale, tum marshallows roast karoge. You are unhinged, unbothered, and unstoppable.
Relationships
Uranus tumhare relationship sector mein ghus gaya hai, toh tumhari dating life "Circus" banne wali hai. Red flags tumhe confetti lagenge. Tum "Stability" dhoondne nikloge aur "Chaos" ke saath ghar aaoge. Commitment ke naam pe tumhara gala sookh jata hai, par 2026 mein koi aesa weirdo milega jo tumhare level ka paagalpan match karega. Toxic? Maybe. Boring? Never.
Travel
"One-way ticket" tumhara aesthetic hai. Jab life mein problems aayengi (aur wo aayengi), tumhara pehla reaction hoga: "Chalo Bali bhaag chalte hain." Tum problems solve nahi karte, tum unse outrun karte ho. Passport tumhara asli soulmate hai. Airport security bhi ab tumhe first name se jaanti hai.
Money
Paisa aayega, par tumhare haath mein tikega nahi kyunki tumhara financial literacy level "Toddler" hai. "Girl Math" se bankruptcy nahi rukti, bestie. Tum impulse mein flight book kar loge aur phir agle mahine Maggie khaoge. Mid-year mein property lene ka chance hai—agar tumne tab tak saara paisa party mein nahi uda diya toh.
Tumhe lagta hai ki tum "Famous" hone ke liye paida huye ho, kaam karne ke liye nahi. Par Saturn Aries mein hai, jo bol raha hai: "Beta, mehnat kar le." Media aur Tech mein luck hai, par tumhare procrastination skills legendary hain. Deadline ke ek raat pehle kaam karke tum duniya jeetna chahte ho. Spoiler: It works, but your blood pressure hates you.
Adrenaline junkie banna band karo. Tumhara liver aur tumhare ghutne (knees) dono haath jod ke maafi maang rahe hain. "YOLO" bolke cliff se koodna health plan nahi hai. Thoda yoga karo, varna 2027 hospital bed pe shuru hoga.
Optimism ka overdose. Ghar mein aag lagi hai aur tum bologe, "At least thand nahi lag rahi." Denial is a river in Egypt, and you are the captain of the boat.
More Boings
