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2025-06-28
Yaar tu kaafi senti ho gaya uss street doggy ke judgement ko lekar. Kya pata voh secretly fitness influencer ho jo tujhe motivate kar raha hai. Morning walks ab influencer partnership samajhke hi karna. Lucky Colour: Puppy Eyes Black Lucky Number: 47 Lucky Time: 6:06 AM Totka: Subah walk pe jaate waqt street dogs ko motivational TED talk sunaao—bonding solid hogi.
2025-06-22 - 2025-06-28
Yeh kya betrayal hai yaar! Do saal se fav restaurant ka naam galat pronounce kar rahe the? Shame shame puppy shame hi karo ab toh. Itna embarrassment seh lia, ab restaurant wale uncle ko accent class bhi de aao. Lucky Colour: Awkward Avocado Green Lucky Number: 222 Totka: Tuesday shaam mirror ke aage tongue-twister bolke embarrassment karma clear karo.
2025-06-28
June mein tumhara mood swings ka graph ek crypto chart jaise upar neeche hilega. Kabhi full senti mode, kabhi straight-faced savage. Work mein ek surprise opportunity mil sakti hai, but usko grab karne ke liye thoda shell se bahar aana padega — metaphorical and literal. Love life mein ek cheesy moment aayega jahan tum dono ek hi spoon se ice cream khaoge ya phir ek doosre ke messages ko over-analyze karoge. Health-wise, sleep ko tum museum piece ki tarah treat kar rahe ho — admire karte ho, lekin touch nahi karte. Totka: Ek journal shuru karo — haan, even if half of it is just ranting about people chewing with their mouths open.
