
Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.

Se Janiye
This Week
Cancer, iss week tumhara default mode “defensive but exhausted” hai. Capricorn stellium tumhare 7th house mein baitha hai, matlab duniya—especially log—tumhari personal space pe direct attack kar rahe hain. Week start hota hai Libra Moon ke saath, jahan tum bas ghar mein rehna chahte ho, apne shell mein ghuskar safe feel karna chahte ho. Lekin circumstances tumhe baar-baar bahar kheench laate hain. Mid-week Scorpio Moon aata hai aur tum try karte ho thoda fun karne ka, par har light moment mein bhi emotional subtext ghus jaata hai. Weekend tak confrontation unavoidable ho jaati hai. Tum hide karna chahoge, par koi na koi tumhara darwaaza khatkhata hi dega.
Relationships iss week tumhara main battlefield hain. Tumhara partner ya saamne wala practical, demanding aur thoda bossy lag sakta hai, jabki tum emotionally raw ho. Yeh imbalance tumhe aur zyada sensitive bana deta hai. Rona ya sulk karna natural response lagta hai, but iss week survival ka mantra negotiation hai. Tumhari emotional intelligence tumhara strongest weapon hai—use karo, withdraw mat karo.
Travel mostly kisi aur ke kehne pe ho raha hai. Tum khud initiate nahi kar rahe; tum bas passenger ho, mentally aur literally dono.
Shared finances aur joint expenses pe tension aa sakti hai. “Yeh humare paise the” type arguments likely hain. Agar possible ho, iss week legal paperwork sign karne se bacho.
Career mein tum akela kaam nahi kar paoge. Allies ki zarurat hai, par competition bhi sharp hai. Authority challenge ho sakti hai—personal mat lo (tum loge, but try).
Lower back pain aur stress headaches possible hain. Emotional stress body mein collect ho raha hai.
Tumhara inner scream simple hai: “Sab mujhpe kyun chadh rahe hain?”

Se Janiye
This Month
Bestie, Jan 3 ko Full Moon tumhare sign mein hai, jiska matlab hai tumhara emotional dam tootne wala hai. Par rona dhona band karo, Tarot card "King of Wands" aaya hai. Iska matlab hai ki tum ab victim nahi, dictator ho. Tumhara mood swing ab tumhara superpower hai. Agar koi tumhare mood ke hisab se nahi chala, toh wo tumhare raaste se hataya jayega. Tumhara "Villain Origin Story" yahan se shuru hota hai.
Jan 6-9 ke beech tumhare relationship sector mein "World War 3" chal raha hai. Sun, Venus, aur Mars sab milke tumhare partner ko roast karne ke liye ready hain. Agar tumhare partner ne saans bhi galat time pe li, toh tum unpar chadh jaoge. "Turf wars" hone wale hain. Making-up kaafi intense hoga, par usse pehle bartan fekna zaroori hai. Peace was never an option.
Tumhara ideal travel plan hai apne shell mein ghus jana aur duniya ko ghost karna. Par universe tumhe bahar kheench raha hai. Agar travel karna pade, toh aisi jagah jao jahan tum cheekh sako aur koi police na bulaye. Emotional baggage kaafi hai, extra suitcase mat pack karo.
Tum feelings ko khareedne ki koshish karoge. "Mujhe sad feel ho raha hai toh maine 5000 ki scented candle le li"—yeh logic band karo. Tumhara bank account therapist nahi hai. Boundaries set karo, doston ko free drinks pilana band karo taaki wo tumhari rant sunein. Unhe paise deke tumhari sunni chahiye.
Jan 26 ko Neptune tumhare career sector mein aa raha hai. Ab tum hard work nahi, "Delusion" aur "Charisma" se promotion loge. Tum boss ko manipulate (convince) karke top pe pahunch jaoge. Tumhara career path ab logic se nahi, vibes se chalega. Agar tum cult leader banna chahte ho, toh ye perfect time hai.
Tumhara tummy tumhare gusse ko digest nahi kar pa raha. Acidity aur bloating tumhare constant companions honge kyunki tum baatein hazam nahi kar pa rahe. Pani piyo, aansu peene se hydration nahi milti.
Unhinged. Ek minute mein tum saint ho, agle minute mega-monster. Log tumse darrenge, aur honestly, unhe darna bhi chahiye.
