
Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.

Se Janiye
This Week
Aries, iss week tum full burnout-protagonist energy mein ho. Week start hota hai Libra Moon ke saath, jo tumhare opposite house mein baithkar tumhe restless bana deta hai—tum bas isliye arguments pick kar rahe ho kyunki khaali rehna unbearable lag raha hai. By mid-week, Scorpio Moon tumhare dimaag ko overdrive mein daal deta hai: har cheez suspicious lagti hai, har situation layered feel hoti hai, aur tum khud se hi mental chess khel rahe ho. Weekend tak, Capricorn Moon stellium ke saath judkar tumhe insaan se machine bana deta hai. Career house mein paanch planets ke saath, tum emotional being nahi ho—tum ek walking task list ho. Patience zero hai, stamina questionable hai, aur ambition dangerously high.
Love life iss week ek failing corporate merger jaisi feel hoti hai—emotion kam, negotiation zyada. Week ke shuru mein Libra Moon fairness ke issues uthata hai: kaun zyada effort daal raha hai, kaun slack kar raha hai. Mid-week jealousy spike hoti hai; Scorpio Moon tumhe detective bana deta hai, aur tum bina wajah proof dhoondhne lagte ho. Weekend tak tum itne kaam mein doobe hote ho ki basic texting bhi inconvenience lagti hai. Partner confused hai ki tum missing ho ya emotionally resigned.
Travel sirf kaam ke liye hai, pleasure ke liye nahi. Commuting aggressive ho sakti hai—road rage tumhara default cardio ban jaata hai. Slow log tumhari personal enemy list mein aa sakte hain.
Paiso ke maamle mein tum thoda flashy, thoda panicked ho. Rich dikhne ka urge strong hai, chahe credit pe hi kyun na ho. Flex strategic lag raha hai, par stress bhi real hai.
Career iss week tumhara battlefield hai. Mars 10th house mein hai, aur tum arguments jeet rahe ho, competitors crush kar rahe ho, aur interns ko lightly traumatise kar rahe ho. Haan, tum jeet rahe ho—but saath hi enemies bhi bana rahe ho.
Migraines, burnout, aur body pain possible hai. Tum world ka weight uthaye ghoom rahe ho. Rest optional nahi, necessary hai.
Tumhara internal monologue hai: “Main idiots se ghira hoon.”

Se Janiye
This Month
2026 ka start slow nahi, aggressive hai. Jan 26 ko Neptune tumhare sign mein entry maar raha hai, jo pure 14 saal tak wahin rahega. Tumhara "Spiritual Gangster" era shuru ho raha hai. Khud ko pehchaan lo, varna identity crisis mein momos khate hue miloge. Tumhara intuition ab GPS se zyada accurate hone wala hai, toh usse ignore mat karna.
Jan 6-9 ke beech Sun, Venus aur Mars ka triple conjunction hai. Iska matlab hai ki love life mein ya toh aag lagegi ya "Firing" hogi. Power dynamics intense rahenge. Agar partner bossy ho raha hai, toh unhe yaad dilao ki asli Don tum ho. Passion high hai, par patience low hai—breakup aur makeup ka cycle chal sakta hai.
Travel plans mostly career-related honge. Tumhe vacations pe bhi networking karni padegi. Aisi jagah jao jahan signal strong ho, kyunki "Out of Office" hone ka luxury abhi nahi hai. Jan 20 ke baad jab Aquarius season shuru hoga, tab shayad doston ke saath koi crazy trip plan ho.
Tarot card "10 of Pentacles" dikha raha hai ki financial stability aa rahi hai. Par Jan 6 ke aas-paas impulsive kharcha mat karna. Status symbol ke chakkar mein bank balance ka murder mat karo. Paisa save karna seekho, kyunki aage bada kharcha (empire building) aane wala hai.
Boss mode: Activated. Jan 18 ka New Moon tumhare career sector mein hai. Promotion ya naya job offer manifest ho sakta hai. Office politics mein tumhara naam controversies mein aa sakta hai, par badnaami bhi toh naam hi hai na? Strategy banao, chillana band karo.
Ambition ka stress sar dard ban sakta hai. Mars tumhare sar par chadha hua hai. Gym jao aur weights uthao, logon ke nakhre uthane se behtar hai. Mental rest zaroori hai varna burnout tumhe January mein hi kha jayega.
Intense aur edgy. Tumhe lagega ki sab tumhe challenge kar rahe hain. Deep breaths lo, har koi dushman nahi hota (mostly hote hain, par abhi shanti rakho).
