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Tomorrow
Personal
Retail Therapy. Dopehar tak Moon enters Gemini (2nd House). SPEND. Taurus, aaj tumhara haath khula hai. Tumhe lagta hai ki shopping karne se tumhara 'Post-Holiday Blues' theek ho jayega. Tum gadgets, kapde, ya ghar ke liye useless cheezein khareedoge. "Ye lamp mujhe khushi dega." (Do din baad tum use olx pe bechoge).
Relationships
Chatty. Tum partner se paise aur savings ki baat karoge (jabki tum khud kharcha kar rahe ho). "Humein future ke liye save karna chahiye"—ye bolke tum 500 ki coffee order karoge. Hypocrisy ki bhi seema hoti hai.
Travel
Mall Run. Tum window shopping karne jaoge aur bags bhar ke wapas aaoge.
Money
Oops. Bank balance check mat karna aaj, heart attack aa sakta hai.
Career
Talkative. Office mein tum kaam kam aur baatein zyada karoge. Tum salary badhane ki baat kar sakte ho (confidence dekho).
Health
Throat. Thanda/Garam mix karke mat khao. Gala pakad lega.
Emotions
"Mere paas paise hone chahiye, kyunki main expensive hoon."
Se JaniyeKa Bhavishya!!
This Week
Personal
Sant se CEO banne ka naatak chhod do. Duniya tumhara gyaan nahi, tumhara result maang rahi hai. Spotlight tumhare muh pe hai, ab aalas chhod ke kaam pe lago varna "Vision" dharra ka dharra reh jayega.
Relationships
Tum partner ke liye "Debate Club" ke president ban gaye ho. Unhe sudhaarne ke chakkar mein unka dimaag mat khao, varna wo resign kar denge. Purane mentor-ex ko stalk karna band karo, thodi sharam kar lo.
Travel
Flight delay hogi aur hotel ke gadday pathar jaise nikalenge. Agar bistar soft nahi mila toh tum "Paisa barbaad" bol ke pure raste sabka mood kharab kar doge.
Money
Millionaire ke padosi dikhne ke liye bank balance ka qatl mat karo. Status ke naam pe mehengi ghadi toh le loge, par mahine ke end mein paani pee ke guzara karna padega.
Career
Asal mein ye "Majdoori with makeup" chal rahi hai. Boss ki nazar tumhare pichle aalas pe hai. Perform karo varna office mein public humiliation ke liye taiyaar raho.
Health
Ghutne aur kamar jawab de rahe hain. Stress mein pizza aur cheese thonsna band karo, varna body kabaadkhana ban jayegi aur tum hil bhi nahi paoge.
Emotions
Vibe: "Main sahi hoon, bas ye duniya meri genius samajh nahi rahi hai."
Se JaniyeKa Bhavishya!!
This Month
Personal
Oye Bull, thoda hila dula kar. Control freak energy ko thoda side rakh. February tujhe vulnerability sikha raha hai. Journaling kar, meditation kar, varna tera stress level dekh kar padosi bhi ghar badal lenge.
Relationships
Connection ka cosmic turning point hai. Partner ko manage mat kar, wo koi Excel sheet nahi hai. Trust kar aur unhe group trips par le ja, varna wo tere 'silent treatment' se bore ho jayenge.
Travel
Lover ke saath group trip is the high point. Planning abhi se kar le, varna end moment par tu bas apne terrace par hi tapri lagayega.
Money
26th se Mercury retrograde start ho raha hai. Delayed payments aur paycheck ka locha hone wala hai. Backup plan rakh, varna end of the month 'maggi' par guzara karna padega.
Career
Bada soch! 17th ka eclipse teri complacency ki aisi-tessi kar dega. Future visions dekh, varna wahi 9-to-5 mein teri jawani ghas charne jayegi.
Health
Roz gratitude dikha. Mental health ke liye grounding hack hai, varna teri negativity se toh paudhe bhi sookh jayein.
Emotions
Control chhodna seekh. Jo cheez tere haath mein nahi hai, unhe jaane de. Tu Bhagwan nahi hai, sirf ek Taurus hai.
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