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Tomorrow
Personal
Overthinking at 3 AM. Moon in Gemini (4th House). Raat ko neend nahi aayegi. Tumhara dimaag 'Past, Present, Future' sab ek saath process kar raha hai. Tumhe achanak darr lagega ki tum life mein fail ho rahe ho. (Ye Gemini moon ka mental noise hai, ignore karo).
Relationships
Double Minded. "Kya mujhe breakup kar lena chahiye? Ya shaadi kar leni chahiye?" Tum ek hi din mein dono extreme soch loge. Partner confuse hai ki tum chahte kya ho.
Travel
No Go. Tumhara bed tumhara safe zone hai. Tum wahan se hilna nahi chahte.
Money
Spending on Comfort. Tum naye takiye (pillows) ya bedsheet khareedoge. Tumhe 'Cozy' feel karna hai.
Career
Distracted. Office mein tumhara shareer hai, par dimaag ghar ki problems solve kar raha hai. "Aaj dinner mein kya banega?"—ye tumhara main project hai.
Health
Indigestion & Anxiety. Pet mein gadbad. Anxiety se acidity.
Emotions
"Mera dimaag ek TV hai jiska remote kho gaya hai."
Se JaniyeKa Bhavishya!!
This Week
Personal
Hafte ki shuruwat mein doston pe 'filter' lagaoge—kaun asli hai aur kaun sirf free ki drinks wala. Phir achanak tumhari social battery dead ho jayegi. Tum physically office mein hoge, par dimaag kisi aisi jagah hoga jahan network na aata ho.
Relationships
Tum achanak gayab hone wale ho. Partner ko 'self-care' ke naam pe ghost karoge toh wo shakal pe kalesh hi karenge. Purane raaz closet se bahar nikalne ki koshish karenge, thoda alert raho varna parda-phaash tay hai.
Travel
Mann karega sab chhod-chaad ke pahadon mein nikal jao. Tumhe sightseeing nahi karni, tumhe bas duniya se bhaagna hai. Trip pe gaye bhi toh hotel room mein hi pade rahoge, toh paise kyun barbaad karne?
Money
Paisa aayega par tikega nahi. Har kisi ki dukhi kahani sun kar 'Daanveer' mat bano, apne rent aur bijli ke bill ka bhi socho. Emotional spending tumhara bank balance kha jayegi.
Career
Tumhara "Sleepy Mode" on hai. Boss presentation maangega toh bimaar hone ki acting karoge. Creative logon ke liye ye isolation sahi hai, par accounting walo ka bhagwan hi malik hai.
Health
Raat ko 3 baje tak chhat ghoorne se neend nahi aayegi aur subah zombie banke uthoge. Naye joote pair kaatenge, isliye purane hi pehno aur thoda sukoon dhoondo.
Emotions
Vibe: "Main ro nahi raha hoon, bas meri aankhon se samundar beh raha hai."
Se JaniyeKa Bhavishya!!
This Month
Personal
Party kar, oye! Saturn 13th ko tera sign chhod raha hai. Dhai saal se jo teri "testing" (read: torture) chal rahi thi, wo finally khatam! Clarity milne wali hai, toh ab rona band kar aur dhang ka muh bana.
Relationships
Mercury aur Venus tere sign mein entry maar rahe hain. Love aur romance ka season shuru! Dil khol kar pyar kar, par itna bhi mat beh jaana ki samne wala ghabra kar bhag jaye. Control your emotions, thoda sa.
Travel
Optimistic reh. Nayi jagah explore kar, life ab easy hone wali hai. Travel kar, varna tu ghar baithe baithe apne hi aansuon ke samandar mein doob jayega.
Money
Saturn aur Neptune ka conjunction turning point hai. Panic-spending band kar! Har dukhi hone par online shopping karna therapy nahi, beemari hai. Saving par focus kar, varna retirement mein sirf yaadein bachengi, paise nahi.
Career
Financial house mein shift ho raha hai. Ab tu apne resources behtar handle karega aur career mein stability ayegi. Office mein rona kam aur kaam zyada karega toh promotion bhi mil jayega.
Health
Celebration ka waqt hai! Mental health boost karne ke liye party kar. Doston ke saath waqt bita, kyunki tere "me-time" ka matlab hamesha "overthinking-time" hota hai.
Emotions
Smoke clear ho raha hai. Clarity mil rahi hai. Optimism ko hug kar aur dukh ko "Tata-bye-bye" bol de. Itna rona-dhona kaafi tha, ab thoda hasna seekh le.
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