
Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.
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Janiye
Tomorrow
The Commitment Phobe. Dopehar tak Moon enters Gemini (7th House). DANGER. Moon tumhare relationship house mein aa gaya hai. Partner bolega "Humein baat karni hai." Ye sunte hi tumhara BP low ho jayega. Tumhe lagta hai 'Relationship' ek jail hai aur tum ek panchi ho. Tum topic change karne ki ninja technique use karoge.
Flight Mode. Committed: Partner shaadi ya future ki baat karega. Tum bologe "Dekho, mausam kitna acha hai." Tumhara 'Avoidance' game strong hai. Single: Koi chipku insaan tumhare peeche pad jayega. Tumhe 'Space' chahiye, wo tumhe 'Hugs' denge.
Running Away. Tum office se jaldi nikal jaoge taaki partner ke sawalon ka jawab na dena pade. Tumhara safar 'Escapism' ka hai.
Spending on Others. Tumhe majboori mein partner ke liye gift lena padega taaki wo chup rahein. "Ye lo chocolate, ab shaadi ki baat mat karna."
Diplomacy Fail. Office mein tumhe client se meethi baatein karni padengi. Tum koshish karoge par tumhare muh se sach nikal jayega. "Aapka product bakwaas hai." Deal cancel.
Lower Back. Relationships ka bojh uthane se kamar dard. (Emotional weight, bro).
"Mujhe bandhan nahi, bandh gobi pasand hai (At least wo chup rehti hai)."

Se Janiye
This Week
Hafte ki shuruwat mein tum "Bank Manager" ban kar budget banaoge, par do din mein hi dimaag ke 50 tabs khul jayenge. "Fizool kharchi band" ke kasamein dhari ki dhari reh jayengi kyunki tumhara "Inner Nomad" jaag gaya hai. Ghar pe baithna ab tumhare liye jail kaatne jaisa hai.
Partner ko "Asset" samjhna band karo, ye relationship hai, koi saving scheme nahi. Ab tumhe wo chahiye jo tumhare "unhinged" jokes pe hase. Boring partner ko "Seen" pe chhod ke doston ke saath nikal loge. Impulsive date ke naam pe kahin bhi nikalne ka plan banega.
Bina maqsad shahar ke har kone mein dikhoge. Driving style thoda "feral" hone wala hai, isliye red light ko "suggestion" samajhne ki galti mat karna, varna heavy challan pakka hai.
Paisa bachaane ka bhoot utar chuka hai. Naye gadgets ya headphones pe "Investment" ke naam pe "Impulse Buy" karoge. Bhai-behen ke saath len-den mein thoda hisab saaf rakho varna kalesh tay hai.
Tum ganje ko kangi bech sakte ho, convincing power next level hai. Par "Ho jayega sir" bol kar kaam latkaane ki aadat bhari padegi. Emails ka dher lagne wala hai, thodi mehnat bhi kar lo.
Itna texting karoge ki angutha jawab de dega. Raat ko neend nahi aayegi kyunki tumhara dimaag "Aliens ko pizza pasand hai ya nahi" jaise faltu sawalon mein uljha rahega.
Vibe: "Itna kuch kehna hai, par koi sunne wala nahi hai."

Se Janiye
This Month
Solar Eclipse tujhe teri voice dhoondne mein help karegi. Please, ek baar ke liye, apni voice faltu gyaan dene ke alawa kisi kaam mein use kar. Voice notes aur journaling on rakh isse pehle ki tere ideas tere savings ki tarah ud jayein.
Naya romantic era shuru ho raha hai. Tu actually serious partnership ya family ke baare mein soch raha hai? Kya se kya ho gaye dekhte dekhte. Paanch minute ke liye bhagna band kar aur kisi ko khud ko pakadne de.
1st February exciting travel day hai. Adventure miss mat karna. Tu apni story ke beech mein hai, bas koshish karna ki is baar passport na kho jaye.
Saturn in Aries matlab tu risky entrepreneur feel kar raha hai. Calculated moves le, wo wale nahi jo tune kisi TikTok crypto expert se seekhe hain. Dhyan se, beta.
Learning aur networking ke liye best mahina hai. Circle expand kar. Logon se baat kar, par ek revolutionary cheez try kar jisse "sun-na" kehte hain. Reputation ke liye miracles karega.
Tere feelings "noise" nahi hain, wo messages hain. Agar thak gaya hai, toh thak gaya hai. Tu machine nahi hai, tu bas ek insaan hai jo jungli ghode ki tarah behave karta hai.
Communication is key. Apni voice mat dabao. Bol do jo dil mein hai, varna bhayanak acidity ho jayegi. Heart light rakh aur muh busy (par productive).
