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Se
Janiye
Today
Ghar Ghar Ki Kahani. Dopehar tak Moon enters Gemini (4th House). Chaos at Home. Tumhara dimaag ab Ghar pe focus karega. Tumhe achanak ghar ka furniture change karne ka mann karega. "Ye sofa yahan acha nahi lag raha, isse balcony mein fek do." Tum restless ho. Ghar tumhe kaatne ko daudega.
Moody. Tum partner pe chillaoge kyunki tumhari mummy ne kuch bola. Displacement of anger. Partner bolega "Mera kya kasoor hai?" Tum bologe "Tum saans le rahe ho, wo kasoor hai."
Stuck. Tumhe kahin jana tha par ghar ke kaam mein phas gaye. Plumber ka wait karna aaj ka highlight hai.
Household Expense. Ghar ki koi cheez kharab hogi (Microwave, TV, ya tumhara dimaag) aur usse fix karne mein paise lagenge.
Work from Home (Fail). Agar ghar se kaam kar rahe ho, toh bhool jao. Tumhara dhyan fridge aur bed pe hai. Productivity minus mein hai.
Chest & Breathing. Ghar ki dhool (dust) se allergy. Saans lene mein bhari-pan (emotional weight).
"Mujhe ye ghar pasand nahi, mujhe mahal (palace) chahiye."

Se Janiye
This Week
Hafte ki shuruwat mein doston pe 'filter' lagaoge—kaun asli hai aur kaun sirf free ki drinks wala. Phir achanak tumhari social battery dead ho jayegi. Tum physically office mein hoge, par dimaag kisi aisi jagah hoga jahan network na aata ho.
Tum achanak gayab hone wale ho. Partner ko 'self-care' ke naam pe ghost karoge toh wo shakal pe kalesh hi karenge. Purane raaz closet se bahar nikalne ki koshish karenge, thoda alert raho varna parda-phaash tay hai.
Mann karega sab chhod-chaad ke pahadon mein nikal jao. Tumhe sightseeing nahi karni, tumhe bas duniya se bhaagna hai. Trip pe gaye bhi toh hotel room mein hi pade rahoge, toh paise kyun barbaad karne?
Paisa aayega par tikega nahi. Har kisi ki dukhi kahani sun kar 'Daanveer' mat bano, apne rent aur bijli ke bill ka bhi socho. Emotional spending tumhara bank balance kha jayegi.
Tumhara "Sleepy Mode" on hai. Boss presentation maangega toh bimaar hone ki acting karoge. Creative logon ke liye ye isolation sahi hai, par accounting walo ka bhagwan hi malik hai.
Raat ko 3 baje tak chhat ghoorne se neend nahi aayegi aur subah zombie banke uthoge. Naye joote pair kaatenge, isliye purane hi pehno aur thoda sukoon dhoondo.
Vibe: "Main ro nahi raha hoon, bas meri aankhon se samundar beh raha hai."

Se Janiye
This Month
Party kar, oye! Saturn 13th ko tera sign chhod raha hai. Dhai saal se jo teri "testing" (read: torture) chal rahi thi, wo finally khatam! Clarity milne wali hai, toh ab rona band kar aur dhang ka muh bana.
Mercury aur Venus tere sign mein entry maar rahe hain. Love aur romance ka season shuru! Dil khol kar pyar kar, par itna bhi mat beh jaana ki samne wala ghabra kar bhag jaye. Control your emotions, thoda sa.
Optimistic reh. Nayi jagah explore kar, life ab easy hone wali hai. Travel kar, varna tu ghar baithe baithe apne hi aansuon ke samandar mein doob jayega.
Saturn aur Neptune ka conjunction turning point hai. Panic-spending band kar! Har dukhi hone par online shopping karna therapy nahi, beemari hai. Saving par focus kar, varna retirement mein sirf yaadein bachengi, paise nahi.
Financial house mein shift ho raha hai. Ab tu apne resources behtar handle karega aur career mein stability ayegi. Office mein rona kam aur kaam zyada karega toh promotion bhi mil jayega.
Celebration ka waqt hai! Mental health boost karne ke liye party kar. Doston ke saath waqt bita, kyunki tere "me-time" ka matlab hamesha "overthinking-time" hota hai.
Smoke clear ho raha hai. Clarity mil rahi hai. Optimism ko hug kar aur dukh ko "Tata-bye-bye" bol de. Itna rona-dhona kaafi tha, ab thoda hasna seekh le.
