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Se
Janiye
Today
Social Climber. Dopehar tak Moon enters Gemini (11th House). SHOWTIME. Work mode off, Party mode on. Ab tumhe Audience chahiye. Tumhara phone bajna shuru ho jayega. Tumhe lagta hai tum group ke 'Glue' ho. Agar tum nahi gaye toh party cancel ho jayegi (Aisa tumhe lagta hai). Tum aaj sabse loud hasoge taaki sabki nazar tumpe rahe.
Flirty Butterfly. Single: Tum har kisi se flirt karoge, bas ye check karne ke liye ki tumhara 'Charm' abhi zinda hai ya nahi. Committed: Tum partner ko ignore karke doston ke saath busy rahoge. "Baby, networking zaroori hai."
Group Plan. Tum 10 logon ka plan banaoge. Tumhe lead karna pasand hai. "Hum wahan jayenge kyunki maine bola."
Buying Rounds. "Aaj tera bhai pilayega!" Tum josh mein aake sabka bill bhar doge. Kal subah wallet dekh ke rona aayega.
Yap Yap Yap. Office mein tum kaam kam aur baatein zyada karoge. Tum har desk pe jaake "Aur batao" bologe. Log tumhe pasand karte hain par tumhe chup karana chahte hain.
Gala (Throat). Itna bologe toh gala baithega hi. Garam paani piyo.
"Mujhe sab pyaar karte hain (I hope)."

Se Janiye
This Week
Hafte ki shuruwat mein tumhara routine dabba gul hai. To-do list banegi par pen dhoka de dega. Tumhara "Royal Aura" chutti pe hai; ab tum bas ek "Grumpy Manager" ho jo sabko faltu mein daant raha hai. Perfection ke chakkar mein khud ki dahi mat karo.
Is hafte tumhari love language "Nagging" ban chuki hai. Giley towel pe World War 3 mat chhedo. Partner ko employee samjhoge toh breakup pakka hai. Single Leos gym mein line na maarein, seedha HR complaint aayegi.
Glamour bhool jao. Travel ke naam pe sirf laundry, sabzi aur doctor ke chakkar hain. Road rage se bacho; Lion ego hurt hone par kisi se bhid mat jana, varna license aur izzat dono jayegi.
Paisa shahi shauq pe nahi, sirf bills aur repairs pe kharch hoga. Shaan dikhane ke chakkar mein sabko party mat do, baad mein akele kone mein baith ke ro-oge. Budget pe dhyan do, mazaak nahi hai.
CEO ho ya intern, is hafte "Naukar" mode mein hi rahoge. Workload itna hai ki saans lene ki fursat nahi milegi. Micromanage karna band karo varna burnout confirm hai.
Zara si cheenk pe Google doctor mat bano. Ye stress aur acidity hai, koi terminal illness nahi. Gym jao par wahan selfie lene ki jagah thoda wazan bhi uthao.
Critical, gusse wala aur restless vibe.

Se Janiye
This Month
Travel aur education se expand karne ka time hai. Hard work ke results dekhne ke liye taiyaar ho jao. Tera ego thoda bada hai, par ab teri achievements bhi badi hongi.
17th ka eclipse relationships par focus dalega. Purana wound heal kar ya kisi naye connection mein leap le. Par yaad rakh, partner spotlight ka 'sidekick' nahi, 'co-star' hota hai.
Un places par ja jo tujhe kuch naya sikhayein. Mirror ke samne selfie lene ke alawa bhi duniya hai, mere bhai/behen.
Mercury financial structure ke liye future-oriented bana raha hai. Purana debt wapas aa sakta hai. Basics check kar le, varna credit card statement dekh kar rona ayega.
Pichle 6 mahine ki mehnat ab dikh rahi hai. Tujhe wo recognition milegi jiske liye tu tabaah tha. Ab bas thoda humble rehne ka natak kar lena.
Foundation strong bana. Itna strong ki koi bhi storm tujhe hila na sake. Gym ja, salad kha, aur thoda dimaag bhi istemal kar.
1st Feb ki Full Moon tere sign mein hai. Drama? Check. Glamour? Check. Main character energy? Off the charts. Basically, poora mohalla tujhse pareshan hone wala hai.
