
Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.

Se
Janiye
Today
Ghar aur personal space ka energy surprisingly cooperative hai, lekin Mercury retrograde abhi bhi travel aur communication me chhote hiccups la raha hai. Patience aur proactive planning se day smooth ho jayega.
Close relationships me clarity aur honesty zaruri hai. Agar kisi ne gossip ya misunderstanding start ki, tumhara witty comeback situation ko instantly diffuse kar dega.
Travel minor delays ke saath ho sakta hai, especially public transport me. Backup plan aur early start tumhare liye lifesaver hoga.
Financially stable, lekin unexpected small bills ya subscriptions surprise de sakte hain. Short-term budgeting smart move hai.
Mars energy tumhare domestic/work balance me boost de raha hai. Team projects me clarity aur multitasking tumhe shine karayenge.
Fatigue thodi noticeable ho sakti hai. Hydration aur 15-minute stretch break energy reset karega.
Mood upbeat, but thoda sarcastic aur dramatic edge hai. Humor tumhare armor ki tarah kaam karega.

Se Janiye
This Week
Mercury direct hone ke baad tumhara brain reboot ho gaya — clarity back, chaos logged out. Saturn direct tumhe sikhata hai: patience isn’t punishment. Routine ab rhythm ban gaya hai, aur tumhara peace spreadsheet-level stable lag raha hai.
Mercury direct clears misunderstandings; long-overdue conversations finally flow smoothly. Saturn direct partnerships mein structure laata hai — boundaries + mutual respect = chef’s kiss. Singles ke liye Venus Scorpio flirt energy soft yet powerful hai.
Finally, green signal! Retro fog lift ho gaya — short getaways and family visits smooth chalenge. Bas packing list Virgo-style triple-check kar lena.
Saturn direct tumhe financial maturity award de raha hai. Investments, savings, or side hustle se solid returns mil sakte hain. Mercury direct ensures you catch small errors that could’ve cost you.
Tumhara focus razor-sharp hai. Saturn direct tumhe stability aur recognition dono de raha hai — boss impressed, clients chill, chaos cancelled.
Retro fatigue ab fade ho raha hai. Tumhara body aur mind finally sync mein. Try a gratitude walk instead of doomscrolling.
Peace feels like a luxury item tum ab afford kar sakte ho. Saturn tumhe emotional resilience ka diploma de raha hai.

Se Janiye
This Month
Mars Sagittarius tumhare ghar ke zone mein hai, matlab domestic drama + cleaning spree ka dangerous combo. You’re in your “let me fix everything” era — bas logon ke emotions ko bhi vacuum mat kar dena, Virgo. Mercury retro ensures tumhara Wi-Fi aur patience dono test honge.
Venus Scorpio tumhe flirty banata hai but thoda jealous bhi. Text reply delay ho gaya toh poori novel likh doge in your head. Chill, sab tumse hi pyar karte hain — bas notifications off kar lo.
Mercury retro bol raha hai: “Airport pe jana is a gamble.” Flights late, plans flop. Best to stay local and romanticise metro rides jaise koi indie film heroine.
Full Moon Taurus tumhe reminder bhej raha hai: travel pe paisa waste mat karo, investment kar. Jupiter retro ke time pe risk = red flag. Trust Excel sheets, not your “gut feeling.”
Sun aur Mars tumhare inner workaholic ko glow-up de rahe hain. New Moon Scorpio pe koi exciting collab mil sakta hai. Saturn direct ke baad, tumhara boss finally बोलेगा, “You were right.” Vindication loading.
Stress level “excel cell not aligning” jaisa high ho sakta hai. Fix karo sleep schedule aur doomscrolling habits — therapy bhi self-care hai, Google Sheet nahi.
Thoda sentimental feel hoga, par vulnerability se mat daro. Tumhara sarcasm bhi coping mechanism hai, bestie.
