
Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.

Se
Janiye
Today
Mercury retro in Sagittarius is giving “say less, mean more” energy, babe. Tere ideas firecracker jaise hain, but aaj unhe bottle mein hi rehne de for a bit—timing hi sab kuch hai. Mars in your 11th house makes you the group’s unofficial manager, so use that leadership cha to rally others without being bossy AF.
Venus in Scorpio is serving mysterious allure, but also stirring up some lowkey possessiveness. Tera crush might test boundaries today—respond with silence, not sass. For couples, thoda emotional detox kar lo before it turns into a full-blown debate about “who texts first.”
Mars-Sagittarius combo wants to book a weekend escape, but Mercury retro’s like “nah, not yet.” Stick to local plans or a chill drive instead of dramatic itineraries. Flights and DMs—both are delayed RN.
Jupiter retro in Cancer is calling you out gently—budget karle, bro. Past financial slips may resurface, but this time you’ll handle it like the boss you’re becoming.
That Scorpio New Moon energy (approaching soon) is already stirring your ambition. Aaj kisi subtle networking convo se bada benefit mil sakta hai—so don’t ghost that meeting invite.
Mood swings on shuffle, thanks to lunar vibes. Hydrate, stretch, and maybe unplug for an hour. Doomscrolling won’t solve the cosmic lag.
Aaj ka mood: “main sorted hoon but also crying in HD.” You’re processing deep stuff—let it happen without trying to meme it away.

Se Janiye
This Week
Saturn direct = your foundation rebuilt, baby. Tumhara “get your life together” montage finally paying off. Mercury direct clears all confusion — ab har “idk” ka answer mil raha hai. Energy grounded, aura glowing.
Venus Scorpio se emotional intensity peak pe hai — sab kuch cinematic lag raha hai. Mercury direct se communication clean-up possible hai: ek misunderstanding resolve, ek confession delivered. Romance ab drama-free and delicious.
Mercury direct = travel plans finally lock in. Saturn direct ensures no last-minute chaos. Perfect week for that one mini-getaway you’ve been rescheduling since Mercury turned rogue.
Saturn direct stabilises income, budgets, and overdue dues. Mercury direct ek pending invoice ya raise confirm kar sakta hai. Financial adulting feels sexy again.
Mercury direct = smooth communication, no more typo tragedies. Saturn direct = recognition for your persistence. Ek senior ya client finally says the words you’ve been waiting to hear — “good job.”
Saturn stabilises routine and discipline — tumhara sleep, diet, sanity sab wapas baseline pe.
Tumhara “main sambhal loonga” energy back on top. Emotional bandwidth restored; chaos downgraded to background noise.

Se Janiye
This Month
Mars Sagittarius mein party kar raha hai aur tum suddenly the life and the theory of the party ho. Sab tumse ideas chahte hain, tum sirf freedom chahte ho. Mercury retro bol raha hai, “think before you subtweet,” warna misunderstanding memes ban jayenge. Saturn direct hone ke baad self-worth ka glow-up incoming.
Venus Scorpio tumhe thoda mysterious aur magnetic bana raha hai — jaise koi indie film ke love interest ho jisko sab samajhna chahte hain but can’t. Past lovers slide karenge DMs mein “just saw your story” ke bahane se. Ignore or engage, bas Mercury retro ke trap mein mat fasna.
Full Moon Taurus tumhe ghar ke comfort zone se thoda door bhej sakta hai — short trip ya quick staycation. Mercury retro = “expect delays but collect memories.”
Jupiter retro finance ka emotional audit maang raha hai — impulse spending on “cute gadgets that change your life” se bachna. Late November tak ek solid opportunity milegi, patience rakho.
New Moon Scorpio (Nov 20) ek professional plot twist laa raha hai — promotion ya new collab. Saturn direct hone ke baad tumhara “I told you so” moment confirm.
Brain > biceps iss mahine. Tumhara mental bandwidth overloaded hai. Digital detox lo; meme therapy se real therapy tak sab try kar lo.
Detached ho but feeling sab kar rahe ho. Universe keh raha hai, “Cry, but aesthetically.”
