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2025-06-28
Ceiling fans par WhatsApp pe argument shuru karke tumne khaandaan ka master banne ka faisla kar liya hai kya? Philosophy chill rakho warna nani tumhare 'mute notifications' kar degi. Lucky Colour: Ceiling-Fan Ivory Lucky Number: 88 Lucky Time: 7:07 PM Totka: Ceiling fan ko 3 baar clockwise aur 3 baar anticlockwise chalao; family harmony guaranteed.
2025-06-22 - 2025-06-28
Tumne next month wali trip ke liye abhi cab book kar li, ye app ka confusion hai ya tumhe future dikh gaya? Airport wale uncle ka call aayega aur tum explain karoge time travel ke funde. Tumse bada calendar flop koi nahi milega bro! Lucky Colour: Cab Yellow Lucky Number: 911 Totka: Roz raat ko calendar ko "Sorry boss" bolke sulao, timing mistakes kam hongi.
2025-06-28
June mein tumhara brain ek mini science lab banega — full of random thoughts, rebellion ideas, and DIY dreams. Career mein koi quirky solution kaam karega jisme sab tumhe “mad genius” kahenge — ya sirf “mad”, depending on results. Love life mein tumhara “I need space” phase active hai, but kisi ka sweet message tumhara firewall bypass kar sakta hai. Health-wise, tum stretch karte waqt bhi conspiracy theories soch rahe hoge. Totka: Har baar jab tum “yeh system hi kharaab hai” socho, ek cup herbal tea lo aur 3 baar bolo: “Main bhi system ka part hoon.” Existential clarity incoming.
