
Life ke agle episode ka ek chhota sa teaser.
HNG

Se
Janiye
Today
System Reboot. Dopehar tak Moon enters Gemini (1st House). THEY ARE BACK. Energy wapas! Depression gayab! Ab tumhara dimaag 1000kmph ki speed pe hai. Tum achanak se excited ho jaoge. "Chalo duniya badalte hain!" Tumhara personality change dekh ke log darr jayenge. "Ye subah toh mar raha tha, ab naach kyun raha hai?"
Chatterbox. Tum partner ka dimaag kha jaoge. Tum unhe apni poori life story sunaoge (jo unhone pehle suni hai). Partner bolega "Saans le lo," tum bologe "Baad mein."
Zoomies. Tum ek jagah tik nahi sakte. Tum office mein bhi round lagaoge. Tumhe movement chahiye.
Buying Stuff. "Mujhe ye chahiye, wo bhi chahiye." Tumhara impulse buying wapas aa gaya hai.
Multitasking Disaster. Tum ek saath 5 kaam shuru karoge aur khatam ek bhi nahi karoge. Boss confuse hai ki tum genius ho ya pagal.
Anxiety. Itni energy body handle nahi kar pa rahi. Haath kaanp rahe hain.
"Main wapas aa gaya! (Aur main pehle se zyada annoying hoon)."

Se Janiye
This Week
Hafte ki shuruwat kisi suspense thriller jaisi hogi. Dimaag mein insecurity aur darr ka 'cocktail' banega, jaise koi agency tumhare peeche ho. Phir achanak mood badlega aur tum bologe, "Bhaad mein gayi problems, main toh uddna chahta hoon." Reality face karne ke bajaye tum usse bhaag jaoge.
Tumhara shak (suspicion) level 100 hai. Partner ne phone ulta rakha aur tumhare dimaag ki dahi ho gayi. Detective ban ke unke purane posts mat khangalo, toxic energy hai. Thoda space do, varna akele hi "soul-searching" karte reh jaoge.
Mann karega phone switch off karke kahin door nikal jao. Honestly? Chale jao. Tumhara dimaag ek jagah tik ke sadne ke liye nahi bana hai. Ticket book karne ka yahi sahi waqt hai, bas nikal lo.
Purane udhaar ya bills ka call aa sakta hai, panic attack mat lena. Hafte ke beech mein tum paise save karne ki jagah "memories banane" ke naam pe fizool-kharchi karoge. Wallet sambhal ke!
Kaam mein focus zero hai. Boss bolega "Excel sheet bhejo," tum bologe "Sir, kya ye data life ka asli maqsad hai?" Zyada dhashu mat bano, varna naukri khatre mein pad jayegi.
Muscle pull aur hygiene ka dhyan rakho. Anxiety ko 'adventure' ka naam mat do, thoda paani piyo aur relax karo.
Vibe: "Mujhe koi dhoondne mat aana, main khud kho gaya hoon."

Se Janiye
This Month
Solar Eclipse tere horizons expand kar raha hai. Un deewaron ko tod jo tujhe limit karti hain. Basically, stop being your own jailer and start being the fugitive you were born to be.
Tu itna secure feel karega ki log sochenge tujhe dawai mil gayi hai. Par focus intimate relationships se zyada friends ke bade groups par hoga. 500 personalities ko handle karna mushkil hai, I know.
Vast expanses dhundho. Tujhe itni space chahiye ki NASA wale bhi tujhe locate na kar sakein. New horizons are calling, phone utha le.
2026 mein paisa aise barsega jaise monsoon mein Mumbai ki sadkein. Saturn career sector chhod raha hai, life smooth ho jayegi. Party kab hai?
Mercury aur Venus Pisces mein hain. Abundance aur growth aa rahi hai. Confident hokar raise maang lo, varna manager tujhe 'working professional' ki jagah 'social worker' samajhne lagega.
Hard work pay off kar raha hai par thoda chup rehna seekh. Mental clarity ke liye 'silence' is a power move, jo tere liye impossible hai.
Truth aur communication hi teri key hain. Lead le aur apni voice loud aur clear rakh—par thoda logic bhi add kar lena.
