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2025-06-28
Bhai bas kar! Ek din mein teen courses sign up karne se tu richest man nahi banne wala. Courses ka collector nahi, life ka curator ban jaa. Focus dhundh lega tujhe memes ke beech. Lucky Colour: Wifi Blue Lucky Number: 333 Lucky Time: 11:11 AM Totka: Apne forehead par green sketch pen se loading bar bana de, patience aur focus ka download faster hoga.
2025-06-22 - 2025-06-28
Tum 3 AM pe screenshot folder organise kar rahe ho kyunki saaf dil, saaf folder, samjhe na? Bas yeh mat karo ki 2018 ke meme aur ex ki chat ke screenshots ek hi folder mein rakh lo. Ise organization nahi, emotional torture bolte hain bro! Lucky Colour: Midnight Meme Black Lucky Number: 303 Totka: Saturday dopahar charging wire ko teen baar clockwise ghumao, phone aur vyavastha dono sorted rahenge.
2025-06-28
Tumhare thoughts June mein speed mein honge — ek hi waqt pe 38 tabs open aur sab baj rahe honge. Tumhara social calendar bhi fully booked hai, par kabhi kabhi FOMO ko bhi chhutti do. Work mein ek brainstorming session tumhare liye ego massage ban sakta hai — just don’t start your pitch with “So I had this brilliant idea…” Love zone mein flirt-o-meter high hai, par real connection dhoondhne ke chakkar mein khud ki WiFi bandwidth crash na kar lena. Health-wise, water bottle ko actual use mein lao aur 10 minute walk ka bhi Oscar-winning drama na banao. Totka: Har doosre din phone gallery clean karo. 47 screenshots of memes? Delete. Emotional baggage bhi halki lagegi.
