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2025-06-28
Five-year plan Pizza ne derail kar diya bro? Matlab koi pizzawala ring road ke beyond delivery nahi karta toh kya hua, life toh deliver kar rahi hai na surprises! Chill maar yaar, flexibility seekho. Lucky Colour: Mozzarella White Lucky Number: 15 Lucky Time: 8:55 PM Totka: GPS pe pizza outlet ka screenshot lekar apni wallet mein rakho; cosmic pizza curse tootega.
2025-06-22 - 2025-06-28
Monthly budget ka khatma ho gaya, kyunki tum ek hi snack ke 15 flavour variants laaye ho! Bhai aisi snack devotional shopping toh Sharma Ji ka bachhe bhi nahi karta. Ab paisa recover karne ke liye "budget excel sheet" ka ashirwad lo. Lucky Colour: Crunchy Currency Green Lucky Number: 888 Totka: Friday ko purse mein calculator ki photo rakho, expenses automatically control mein rahenge.
2025-06-28
Tumhara June productivity ka poster ban sakta tha, lekin twist: emotions ka popup baar-baar screen pe aa raha hai. Career mein ek big responsibility milegi — aur tum naturally usko “mission control” mode mein le jaoge. But burnout bhi door se hello keh raha hai. Romance mein ek sweet gesture tumhe soft kar dega, par tum obviously mask ke peeche “meh, thik hai” face banaoge. Health-wise, tumhare joints tumse politely request kar rahe hain: “thoda rest please?” Totka: Ek baar bina planner ke din guzaro. Spontaneity se friendship karo — calendar ko ek din ke liye nap pe bhejo.
