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Janiye
Today
Retrograde season officially hits, and tumhara brain ab “loading…” mode mein hai. Mercury’s backspin Sagittarius mein tumhe reminders de raha hai ki sab kuch likh lo — memory pe trust mat karo. Mars tumhe chhupke kaam karne ka kick de raha hai, but oversharing is cancelled.
Venus Scorpio vibes tumhe thoda intense bana rahi hain — ya toh log tumpe fida, ya thoda confused. Mercury retrograde means read between texts; sab literal mat lo. Old crushes might reappear, like bad Wi-Fi reconnecting.
Uranus Taurus mein twist la raha hai — travel plans ho bhi sakte hain, cancel bhi. Chill mode on rakho, cosmic flight delays are metaphorical too. If you’re meant to go, tum jaoge, bas patience chahiye.
Full Moon ke baad clarity mili thi finances pe, par ab Mercury ke glitch se figures thoda jump kar rahe hain. Jupiter retrograde ki pre-vibe warning: impulse shopping = regret 2.0.
Office gossip trap se bacho; Mercury retrograde mein DMs leak jaise lagte hain. Mars tumhe silent strategist bana raha hai, so observe > react. Kahi galat likh diya toh Slack thread ban jaayega.
Sleep schedule ko revive karo before burnout hits. Mars energy strong hai but misdirected ho sakti hai. Hydration = free therapy today.
Tum calm dikh rahe ho but andar retrograde storm chal raha hai. Venus aur Moon tumhe sentimental bana rahe hain — nostalgia dump avoid karo. Write, don’t drunk text.

Se Janiye
This Week
Retro Mercury Scorpio tumhe social circles ka quiet observer bana raha hai — log bol rahe hain, tum note le rahe ho. New Moon Scorpio ke saath, ek naya friend ya creative connection tumhara vibe match karega. Sun Sagittarius bolta hai: self-care ≠ selfish, so cancel one plan guilt-free.
Venus Scorpio tumhara charm amplify kar raha hai — flirty DMs, meaningful convos, aur ek friendship ka “something more” twist possible hai. Mercury retro se misunderstandings ho sakte hain, but intent clear rakhoge toh sab sorted.
Still retro weather, so keep plans local or chill. Sun Sagittarius introvert recharge zone on kar raha hai — ek solo cafe date ya long walk best therapy hai.
New Moon brings collab energy — ek shared project ya team hustle se paisa mil sakta hai. Venus support kar raha hai, but retro Mercury paperwork dhyaan se karna.
Networking = goldmine. New Moon tumhe right circle mein la raha hai. Mars abhi bhi background mein kaam karwa raha hai; tum silent achiever mode mein ho.
Energy ebbing but healing. Sleep aur solitude dono medicine hain.
Tumhara heart lighter ho raha hai; purane grudges delete list pe hain. New Moon ne tumhe quiet hope diya hai.

Se Janiye
This Month
Mars tumhare 12th house mein chhupke baithe hain — matlab sab kuch secret project energy pe chal raha hai. You’re plotting, planning, scheming like a corporate Batman. Bas burnout se bachke rehna, warna Gotham bhi boring lagne lagega. Saturn (tumhara ruler) direct hone wala hai — discipline ka reward aa raha hai, patience pe ROI milne wala hai.
Venus Scorpio tumhe loyal aur lowkey possessive bana raha hai. Tum “if they wanted to, they would” energy pe ho, aur sahi bhi ho. Mercury retro wale misunderstandings ignore karo, sab clear ho jayega month-end tak.
Mars ka impact tumhe solo retreat ya work trip pe bhej sakta hai. Mercury retro keh raha hai — tickets check karna, warna tum aur tumhara luggage different continents pe milenge.
Full Moon Taurus tumhe unexpected bonus ya creative collab ke form mein paisa de sakta hai. Jupiter retro bolta hai, "save first, flex later."
Boss energy at an all-time high. New Moon Scorpio tumhe ek networking win dega. Saturn direct hone pe tum finally bol paoge — “told you so.”
Sleep = salvation. Mars tumhe overthink karwa raha hai 3 AM pe — chamomile chai aur journaling lagao, conspiracy theories nahi.
Tum stoic dikhte ho, par andar se drama chal raha hai. Feelings ko Excel sheet mat banao — kabhi kabhi cry karna bhi KPI hota hai.
