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Janiye
Today
Welcome to Hell (Home). Dopehar tak Moon enters Gemini (8th House). Jackpot! Moon tumhare 8th House (Secrets/Crisis) mein aa gaya hai. Ab tum apne asli roop mein aaoge. Tumhe 'Crisis' feel hoga. Tumhe lagega sab khatam hone wala hai. Tum intense mood swings experience karoge. Tumhara intuition ab 'Supernatural' level pe hai.
Fatal Attraction. Tumhe normal pyaar nahi chahiye, tumhe wo chahiye jo tumhe barbad kar de. Tum 'Toxic' logon ko magnet ki tarah attract karoge. "Ye insaan mere liye galat hai... I WANT HIM/HER."
Underground. Tumhe aisi jagah jana hai jahan koi na ho. Basement, gufa, ya dark room. Sunlight tumhe aaj chubhegi.
Inheritance/Debt. Ya toh tumhe kisi ke marne pe paisa milega (inheritance), ya tumhara purana karza (debt) wapas maanga jayega. Tax wale darwaza khatkhata sakte hain. Chupa hua paisa bahar aayega.
Conspiracy Theorist. Office mein tumhe lagega ki sab tumhare khilaaf plan bana rahe hain. Tum har email ko 5 baar padhoge hidden meaning dhoondne ke liye. "Isne 'Regards' kyun likha? 'Warm Regards' kyun nahi?"
Private Parts & Surgery. 8th House surgery ka hai. Choti moti chot lag sakti hai. Reproductive health ka dhyan rakho.
"Main andhere ka raja hoon."

Se Janiye
This Week
Hafte ki shuruwat mein tumhara dimaag hyperactive hai. Tum logon ko manipulate karoge (sorry, "convince" karoge) aur har debate jeetne ki koshish karoge. Par hafte ke beech mein achanak tumhe "Gufa" yaad aayegi. Tum darwaze band karoge, parde giraoge aur duniya ko "Do Not Disturb" bol doge. Jo sher kal tak dahad raha tha, wo ab blanket mein ghus jayega.
Pehle tum partner ko lambe-lambe paragraphs bhejoge ki wo kahan galat hain, aur phir achanak "Ghost" ban jaoge. Partner puchega "Dinner pe chalein?", tum bologe "Nahi, mood nahi hai." Agar itna ignore kiya toh wo sochenge tumhara affair chal raha hai. Communication clear rakho, bhale hi kam ho.
Sadak pe gaadi aise mat chalao jaise kisi action movie ka audition de rahe ho. Slow drivers pe chillaoge toh panga ho jayega. Hafte ke end mein tumhara travel sirf bedroom se kitchen tak ka hi hona chahiye, varna tum raste mein kisi ko kaat loge.
Ghar ya vehicle pe kharcha hoga. Shayad naya furniture ya soundproof curtains khareedoge taaki padosiyon ki awaaz na aaye. Property deal kar rahe ho toh papers dhyan se padhna, koi clause miss ho sakta hai jo baad mein bhari padega.
Meeting mein tumhara dominance killer hoga. Par jaldi hi tumhara office jane ka mann mar jayega aur tum "WFH" ki bheek mangoge. Koi tumhare peeth peeche baat kar raha hai, par tum Scorpio ho—tumhe pehle se pata hai wo kaun hai. Inteqaam baad mein lena, abhi rest karo.
Zyada chillane se gala baith sakta hai. Chhati (chest) mein "Emotional Heaviness" feel hogi. Ye gussa aur emotions hain, inhe process karo, dabao mat. Ghar ki hawa saaf rakho, thodi taazi oxygen andar aane do.
Vibe: "Mujhe sab pata hai, par main kisi ko bataunga nahi."

Se Janiye
This Month
Apne origins reexamine kar. Time aa gaya hai un purani family roots ko disentangle karne ka isse pehle ki wo tera gala ghot dein. Eclipse timeline jumps la raha hai—keep up kar bina isse "dark mystery" banaye.
Secrecy chhod de! Tu koi secret agent nahi hai, tu sirf ek Scorpio hai jiske trust issues hadd se zyaada hain. Soulful transparency la, varna single hi marega aur shallow puddle banke reh jayega.
Home life mein circus chal raha hai. Family visit ya staycation ka plan ban sakta hai. Bas apne relatives ko aise interrogate mat karna jaise wo crime thriller ke suspects hon.
Financial gains tere "dark arts" (skills) share karne se aayenge. Apni talent ko monetise kar isse pehle ki koi aur tera idea chura ke ameer ho jaye aur tu bas kone mein baith ke brooding kare.
Knowledge share kar, promotion mil jayega. Simple logic hai, par tere liye ye apni aatma bechne jaisa hai. Tasks prioritize kar, varna career ka kachra hone mein der nahi lagegi.
Control surrender kar. Strategy tere blood pressure ko nahi bachayegi. Flow ke saath behna seekh, chahe wo flow nali mein hi kyun na ja raha ho. Revenge plot karne se better hai thoda so jao.
Deep emotional cleansing ka mahina hai. Trust aur transformation hi tere asli weapon hain. Purane grudges ko khandaani zevar ki tarah sambhaal ke mat rakh. Let it go!
