ZODIAC KI NAZAR SE: SHAADI MEIN AAP KAUNSE TYPE KE GUEST HO?

Shaadi season in India isn’t just about love—it’s about lehengas, laddoos, logistics, and lowkey judgement.

Har wedding mein hota hai ek baraati jo dance floor tod deta hai, ek rishtedaar jo buffet line ka map banake chalta hai, aur ek woh jo bas observe karke sab ka roast ready rakhta hai.

Toh aap kis zodiac ke guest ho? Chaliye dekhte hain, shaadi mein aapka cosmic character kya kehta hai:

♈ Aries – Dance Floor Wale Hyper Baraati

Aries shaadi mein sabse pehle dhol ki awaaz pe react karta hai. Yeh log baraat mein 3 km dance karke bhi thakte nahi.

Unka vibe hota hai: “DJ ko bolo volume badhaaye!”

Dance steps unplanned hote hain, lekin energy full-on hoti hai. Sangeet ho ya haldi, inke bina stage khali lagta hai.

♉ Taurus – Buffet Table ke Royal Rakhwale

Taurus shaadi ka asli charm hota hai—FOOD.

Yeh log pehle menu scan karte hain, phir strategically line mein lagte hain. Inka observation sharp hota hai—kis counter pe garam kachori aa rahi hai, yeh sabse pehle Taurus ko pata hota hai.

Plates layered hoti hain, dessert ka plan separate hota hai, aur critique—free mein milta hai.

♊ Gemini – Everywhere-at-Once Social Butterfly

Gemini har guest list ka charm hota hai. Unka vibe hota hai: “Pehle bride side ke cousins se mil lete hain, phir groom ke friends ke saath photo.”

Yeh log har table pe 10 minute bitaate hain, har group ke saath reels bana lete hain, aur unhe sabse zyada gossip milta hai—shaadi ke pehle bhi, baad bhi.

♋ Cancer – Emotional “Main Rote Rote Roya” Wale Guest

Cancerian guest full sentimental mode mein rehta hai.

Unki aankhon mein hamesha halki nami hoti hai—even when haldi lag rahi ho. “Mujhe yaad hai jab yeh chhoti thi…” type flashback har 20 minute mein hota hai.

Mehendi se lekar vidaai tak, Cancerian guest har emotion absorb karta hai like a human sponge.

♌ Leo – Showstopper Entry Wale Guest

Leo log shaadi mein entry is tarah lete hain jaise runway pe chal rahe ho.

Kapda hamesha thoda zyada stylish, perfume thoda zyada powerful, aur photo poses already rehearsed.

Yeh log bride aur groom ko pyaar dete hain, par ek eye corner mein yeh bhi ensure karte hain ki spotlight unpe bhi aaye.

♍ Virgo – Backstage Manager Wale Guest

Virgo log shaadi enjoy karne nahi, smoothly conduct karne aate hain.

Guest list, return gift, mehendi cones, taxi booking—sab kuch inka spreadsheet mein hota hai. Agar kisi ke safety pin se lehenga atak gaya, toh Virgo already solution ke saath khada hota hai.

Inka dialogue: “Bas mujhe ek minute do.”

♎ Libra – Perfectly Dressed Aesthetic Add-On Guest

Libra har wedding photo ko enhance karta hai. Outfit, accessories, aur entry ka timing—sab kuch calculated.

Yeh log generally neutral rehte hain, but background mein log whisper karte hain, “Woh kaun tha jo dusre ke engagement mein bhi itna sundar lag raha tha?”

Thoda charming, thoda lowkey flirt energy, and full aesthetic vibes.

♏ Scorpio – Intense Observer Wale Guest

Scorpio log shaadi mein chhup kar sab dekhte hain.

Yeh woh log hain jo mandap ke piche khade hoke quietly sabki entry dekh rahe hote hain. Unka vibe hota hai: “Mujhe sab yaad rahega.”

Thoda mysterious, thoda intense, aur agar kisi se connection ho gaya toh mehendi se shaadi tak bonding ho jaati hai.

♐ Sagittarius – Adventure Mode Wale Chill Guest

Sagittarius shaadi ko ek adventure ke jaise treat karta hai.

Unka goal hota hai—“Mujhe 2 naye dost, 3 laddoo aur ek photo booth story chahiye.”

Yeh log zyada rules follow nahi karte, function ke beech mein nikal jaate hain golgappa trip pe, aur dance floor pe thoda free style karte hain.

♑ Capricorn – Serious Logon Ka Saathi Guest

Capricorn guest sabse pehle time pe aata hai, sabse formal dress pehenta hai, aur bride ke papa se business-style haath milata hai.

Inka vibe professional aur polite hota hai. Zyada interact nahi karte, par agar kisi ko help chahiye ho toh quietly handle kar lete hain. Shaadi ke baad feedback bhi dete hain—like a report card.

♒ Aquarius – The “Yeh Rishtedaar Kahan Se Aaya?” Guest

Aquarius log thoda offbeat hote hain. Shaadi mein inka outfit, hairstyle, ya dance style thoda unique hota hai.

Yeh log kabhi kabhi kisi ko yaad nahi rehte, par baad mein sab ke dimaag mein bas jaate hain.

“Woh kaun tha jo solo mehendi pe spoken word kar raha tha?”—that’s Aquarius.

♓ Pisces – Dreamy Vibe Waale Fairy Tale Guest

Pisces guest shaadi ko ek full Bollywood film jaise feel karta hai.

Decor ke beech mein khoya hota hai, mandap ki lights ke saath matching emotion carry karta hai. Bride ya groom ka rishtedaar ho toh vidaai mein full filmy dialogue bhi bol deta hai.

Shaadi ke baad bhi 4 din tak woh mood mein rehta hai—soft, emotional, aur extra romantic.

Shaadi sirf rishta nahi, ek personality test bhi hoti hai. Koi dance se shine karta hai, koi emotions se.

Zodiac batata hai ki aap baraat ke energy booster ho, ya buffet ke biryani tracker. Agli baar jab aap kisi wedding mein jaayein, observe kariye—kahin aap apne astrological role perfectly play toh nahi kar rahe?