Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat (5-Point Summary)

- September 2025 mein UP se ek aisa case saamne aaya jahan ek aadmi par 6 sarkari jobs ek saath karne ka allegation laga.

- Alag-alag identities, same aadmi — paperwork strong, ethics weak.

- Records cross-check hote hi HR aur authorities ka math hil gaya.

- FIR file hui, investigation shuru, aur job-seekers nationwide hurt ho gaye.

- Internet ne isse scam kam, workplace dark comedy zyada maana.

SEPTEMBER 2025 mein jab desh CVs polish kar raha tha, UP ke ek aadmi ne time-management ka aisa demo diya ki LinkedIn bhi sharma jaaye.

Desh ka haal aap jaante ho. Ek job ke liye 300 applicants. Teen rounds, do assignments, ek “we’ll get back to you.”

Aur isi ecosystem mein, Uttar Pradesh se nikli yeh kahaani — jisme ek aadmi par yeh allegation laga ki woh alag-alag identities ke saath chhe sarkari naukriyaan chala raha tha.

Haan, ek nahi.

Do nahi.

PoorI chhe.

Naam hum badal dete hain. Maan lo unka naam “Multi-Tasking Mishra” tha. Aur jis identity ka misuse hua, unhe bulate hain “Original Sharma.”

Work-Life Balance? Yeh Toh Work-Life Circus Tha

Socho zara: Subah ek office mein biometric. Dopehar doosre department ka kaam. Shaam ko teesra desk. Aur baaki chaar? “Flexible hours honge.”

Jab hum log ek manager ke WhatsApp message se stressed ho jaate hain, yeh aadmi allegedly chhe reporting structures manage kar raha tha.

Time management gurus notes le rahe honge: “Pomodoro technique nahi… yeh toh whole dabba le gaya.”

Tabhi HR ki batti jali aur department mein kisi ne bola: ‘Something Is Not Adding Up’

Kahaani ka twist tab aaya jab records cross-check hue aur pata chala ki ek hi aadmi alag-alag jagah par alag-alag roop mein kaam kar raha hai.

Same face.

Different paperwork.

Multiple salaries.

Authorities ne FIR file ki. Investigation chalu hui. Aur desh bhar ke job-seekers ne ek collective sigh liya: “Yaar… hum ek job ke liye overqualified hain, aur yeh bhaiyya multi-employed nikle.”

LinkedIn Pe Sabse Zyada Relatable Villain

Internet ne is story ko political nahi banaya. Internet ne isse office humour bana diya. Comments ka tone kuch aisa tha:

– “Bhai ne side hustle ko main hustle bana diya.”

– “Overemployed nahi, hyper-employed.”

– “Jab boss bole ‘wear multiple hats’ aur banda seriously le le.”

- Kisi ne yeh bhi poocha: “Leave approval kaise milta hoga?”

Boing Hall of Fame Verdict

Yeh kahaani scam ke baare mein toh hai hi. Par equally yeh modern work anxiety ka dark comedy version hai.

Jab desh ek job ke liye lad raha ho, aur ek aadmi chhe sambhaal raha ho — toh ya toh system glitch hai, ya phir yeh India ka most extreme productivity case study.

Isliye September 2025 ke Boing Hall of Fame mein is entry ka title category hai “Most Jobs Held by One Human, Allegedly.”

Aur moral? CV mein “multi-tasker” likhne se pehle…please stick to legal limits.

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?
Uttar Pradesh ka ek aadmi, jise online junta ne lovingly naam diya: Multi-Tasking Mishra.

WHAT?
Allegedly ek hi aadmi ne 6 alag-alag sarkari naukriyaan alag identities ke saath chala rakhi thi.

WHEN?
September 2025, jab baaki desh ek job ke liye struggle mode mein tha.

WHERE?
Uttar Pradesh ke multiple government departments.

WHY?
Zyada salary, zyada security, ya phir extreme level ka hustle — exact motive investigation ke saath hi clear hoga.

HOW?
Different documents, multiple identities, aur system ke gaps ka full use — jab tak HR ne bola, “Something is not adding up.”

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.