Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat:

- Banda dating app pe match karta hai, normal baatein hoti hain.
- Next morning, ladki ki maa ka phone aa jata hai.
- Aunty poochti hain: “Beta, office ka social media sambhal loge?”
- Ladki bolti hai: “Sorry, mom is extra.
- Internet declare karta hai: “Yeh date nahi, full family onboarding hai.”

ONLINE DATING mein log red flags dhoondte rehte hain, par is bande ko toh pura HR department mil gaya. Dating app pe ek bilkul normal match aur ek din ki chilled chat ke baad, agle hi subah usse ladki ki… maa ka phone aaya. Aur woh puch rahi thi, “Beta, tum writing-marketing karte ho na? Humare office ka page sambhal loge?” Matlab date ka scene side mein, freelance inquiry seedha center stage pe. 

Damage Control: “Sorry, Mom Is Extra”

Thodi der baad ladki ne message karke sorry bola. Usne likha: “Mom got excited.” Excited? Aunty toh full HR-manager mode mein chali gayi thi—candidate screening, skill check, budget discussion sab ho gaya. Salary aur intentions ki jagah Google Drive access maang leti toh koi shock nahi hota.

Internet Ka Verdict: Full Family Subscription

Post viral hote hi logon ne apni creativity nikaal li. Kisi ne likha: “Aunty ne ‘What are your intentions?’ skip karke ‘What are your deliverables?’ direct pooch liya.” Ek aur bola: “LinkedIn se zyada hiring Dating apps kar rahe hain—what a time to be alive.” Third comment: “Date bhi, client bhi—bhai  kaunse app pe yeh blessing milti hai? Main bhi download kar leta hoon”

Moral of the Story

Dating app ka bio update kar lo: “Looking for love. And NO aunty, I don’t handle social media pages.” Aur moms ko message: beti ka match ho ya freelancer—please invoice time pe clear kar dena.

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?
A young man — jinka Bumble match unhe seedha client pitch tak le gaya.

WHAT?
Girl ki mom ne unhe call karke office ka social media manage karne ka offer de diya.

WHEN?
Ye incident October–November 2025 ke beech viral hua.

WHERE?
Call ghar se aayi, par natak poore internet par chala.

WHY?
Aunty ne socha — match mila hai toh talent bhi mil hi jaayega.

HOW?
Bumble chat → next day mom calls → marketing proposal → viral LinkedIn post.

About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. 

Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.