"Tip Nahi Diya? Toh Saap Le Lo!"– Chambal Express Becomes Bollywood Masala Scene

Indian Railways: jahaan ticket se zyada twist milta hai.
Picture this – aap train mein chill maar rahe ho, earphones lagake gaana sun rahe ho… aur agle hi moment log rock climbers ban ke upper berths pe chadh rahe hain.

Welcome to Chambal Express, where ek safar suffering ho gaya.

🐍 Jab Entertainment Ka Meter Chadh Gaya

Scene shuru hua ekdum shaant tareeke se.
4 sapere aaye train ke unreserved compartment mein, leke aaye apne jaadu ke tokriyan. Been bajne lagi, saap hilne lage – sab kuch ekdum nature and naagin vibes.

Lekin jaise hi performance khatam hui, aur sapero ne haath badhaya “tip” ke liye…

Toh kuch log ne “wah wah” karke kuch rupay diye, kuch log ne bas neck stretch karke phone mein ghus gaye.

Galti. Badi galti.

💸Tip Ya Trip – Aapka Choice Hai

Frustrated aur full filmy mode mein aaye sapere, aur bola,
“Tip nahi doge? Koi na… yeh lo saap!”
Aur next second, slither slither, tokriyon ke dhakkan khule – aur saap free ho gaye.

Jo scene bana uske liye ek hi shabd: “tabahi.”

Log jinhone seat book ki thi, khud berth ban gaye. Koi washroom mein ghus gaya, koi fan ke paas chipak gaya – aur hamara hero TC kahin gayab!

📱 WhatsApp Pe Ghar Pe Message Gaya: "Mummy, Train Mein Saap Aa Gaye!"

Ek passenger ne baad mein bataya:
“Sab log upper berth pe chipak ke baithe the, aur neeche sirf saap chill kar rahe the.”
Ek dum surreal scene. Jaise wildlife documentary and stand-up comedy ne shaadi kar li ho.

Lekin sapere? Ek dum shaant. Chill maar rahe the jaise sab plan ka “hiss”sa ho.
Tip nahi mila? Bhai, bahut high-level ka jugaad nikala.

🚨 Mahoba Pe The End – Par Kisi ko bhi Kaata Nahi!

Train jaise hi Mahoba station ke paas pahunchi, kisi ne finally railway police ko call kiya – shayad upper berth se hi.
Police aayi, saap wapas box mein gaye, aur sapere quietly nikal liye jaise kuch hua hi nahi.

Railway Officer Akhilesh Pratap Singh ne confirm kiya:
“Haan panic hua, lekin kisi ko saap ne nahi kaata. Sab log safe.”

Kehna padega, saap bhi tameezdaar nikle.

🎬 Lesson Learned: Tip Dena Bhoolna Nahi Chahiye

Agli baar jab kisi artist ka performance train mein dekho, aur woh haath badhaye –
Bas ₹10 deke jaan bacha lo.
Kya pata, aapka “No” kisi ka “Go, release the snakes!” trigger kar de.

Desh mein inflation kuch bhi ho…

saap se sasta tip dene mein hi samajhdari hai.