Tedhe Samachaar Ki Seedhi Baat:

- Uttar Pradesh ke ek shahar mein aadmi ne DM ke paas jaake complaint likhwa di — “meri patni raat ko hiss karti hai.”

- Officials ne socha yeh prank hai, par aadmi serious nikla.

- Patni ne jawab diya: “Main naagin nahi, dowry demand se pareshan hoon.”

- DM ne kaha: “Investigation hoga.” Matlab ab sach aur sapole dono check honge.

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UP KE EK AADMI ne DM office mein aisi complaint likhwa di ki sarkari daftar bhi hiss kar utha. Kahani thi shaadi ki, par ending horror movie jaisi — biwi raat mein “naagin” ban jaati hai, woh bhi Dolby Atmos sound ke saath. Pati ne kaha neend udd gayi, patni ne kaha izzat chali gayi — aur officials ne socha, “yeh Samadhan Diwas hai ya Supernatural Saturday?”

‘Naagin’ 3D: Drama, Dispute, Dowry

Folklore ki duniya mein “naagin” hoti hai shape-shifting queen; yahaan woh ban gayi marital metaphor.

Aadmi ka kehna tha biwi mentally unstable hai, raat mein hiss karti hai, aur uska sleep schedule python-attack mode mein chala gaya hai.

Biwi ka jawab — “Main pregnant hoon, aur kharch bhi khud utha rahi hoon. Naagin nahi, system se tang insaan hoon.”

DM ne reptile—sorry, file khol di, aur police aa gayi inve-hissstigation…yani investigation mode mein.

Saanp-Seedhi of Modern Marriage

Yeh kahani asli mein ek mirror hai — jahan shaadiyaan ab mythological scripts ban gayi hain: ek taraf hiss, doosri taraf harassment.

Jahaan pyaar ka season 1 khatam hota hai, wahaan “Complaint Universe” ka spin-off shuru ho jaata hai.

Aur har ek ghar ki kahani mein ek twist toh hota hi hai — kabhi dowry ka, kabhi disbelief.

Moral of the Story: Hiss Happens

Kabhi kabhi shaadiyaan fairy-tale nahi, folklore ban jaati hain. Aur jab trust ka venom nikalta hai, toh bas police hi antidote hoti hai.

Toh chahe aap Team Husband ho ya Team Wife — Keep calm, skip the drama, aur snakes ko sirf Discovery Channel par hi dekho.

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Boing FAQ’s:

WHO?

Ek joda jinhone shaadi ko supernatural thriller bana diya.

WHAT?

Public grievance meet mein “naagin” complaint + counter-allegation combo.

WHEN?

October ke ek aam din par, jab complaints line-mein thi aur DM coffee pe.

WHERE?

Uttar Pradesh ke ek district mein jahan folklore aur files dono parallel chalti hain.

WHY?

Kyuki modern relationships mein ab trust issues bhi mythological references ke saath aate hain.

HOW?

Ek hiss, ek file, ek investigation — aur bahut saare logon ka “yeh kya dekh liya” reaction.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. 

Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.