Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat

- Shaadi ke din ek groom ne bride se ek written promise sign karwa li
- Promise ka core point: cricket matches ke time koi disturbance nahi
- Clause specially league season ke liye tha
- Video social media par viral, comments full stadium mode
- Internet ne bola: “Yeh pyaar hai, par priority clear hai”

SHAADI MEIN log kasmein khaate hain, phere lete hain aur lifetime promises karte hain. Par iss shaadi mein ek extra document bhi add ho gaya — Matchday Agreement. Aur yeh koi mazaak nahi, proper written commitment thi, woh bhi full camera ke saamne.

Shaadi aur Conditions, Dono Serious

Groom ne bride se likhwa liya ki jab cricket league mein Chennai team ya Bangalore team ka match chal raha ho, tab koi kaam, baat, ya emotional discussion nahi hogi.

Matlab:
Match on + Husband duties off.

Bride ne smile ke saath sign bhi kar diya — crowd ne taali bajayi, internet ne screenshots save kar liye.

 

Shaadi Ya Streaming Subscription?

Contract mein clearly likha tha ki match dekhte waqt TV remote par exclusive rights groom ke paas rahenge.

Netizens bole:

• “Yeh shaadi nahi, sports broadcast rights ka auction lag raha hai.”

• “At least banda honest hai, shaadi ke baad reveal nahi kiya.”

Internet Ka Verdict: Green Flag Ya Red Card?

Kuch log bole: “Cute hai, understanding couple.”
Kuch bole: “Shaadi ke din hi priorities clear kar di — good planning.”
Aur kuch ne bola: “Bas itna confidence chahiye life mein.”

Overall verdict:
Yeh shaadi kam, sports diplomacy zyada lag rahi thi.

Moral of the Story

Shaadi ho toh aisi — clear terms and conditions ke saath. Shaadi mein adjustment hota hai, par match ke time mute button on. Stadium mein players ko drinks brak lete toh dekha tha par iss sjaadi mein couple lega "match break".

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?
Ek groom jiske liye cricket season serious business hai, aur ek bride jo equally sporting nikli.

WHAT?
Shaadi ke din sign hua ek written promise about uninterrupted match-watching.

WHEN?
Recent wedding, league season ke time.

WHERE?
India, wedding stage ke beechon-beech.

WHY?
Kyuki match ke beech “sun na zara” sabse bada distraction hota hai.

HOW?
Written agreement, public signing, viral video, aur full internet commentary.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.