Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat:

- HR ne test tool chalaya… aur poore office ko termination email bhej diya — CEO included.

- Email ka first line hi dhamaka: “Your last working day is effective immediately.”

- Slack par sab bhaag-daud shuru — panic, jokes, existential crisis, sab ek saath.

- IT ne all-caps mein clarification bheja: “NO ONE IS FIRED.”

- Internet ne verdict diya: “Aaj office mein kaam zero, confusion 200%.”

OFFICE MEIN ek normal Tuesday chal raha tha — log coffee pi rahe the, Slack pings aa rahe the, aur HR quietly apna naya offboarding tool test kar raha tha. 2 minutes later, poori building panic mode mein chali gayi. Kyunki ek glitch ne 300 logon ko ek saath woh line bhej di jo koi employee apne sabse bure nightmare mein bhi nahi padhna chahta: “Your last working day is effective immediately.” CEO se intern tak sabko laga ki unka career Ctrl+Alt+Deleted ho gaya.

Agle 10 minute Slack, email aur HR corridors literally on fire the — clarification aaya par thoda late,  damage ho chuka tha: productivity ka din toh gaya, meme kingdom ka din shuru ho gaya.

IT To The Rescue: Caps Lock Mein Calm Down

Jab IT department ne dekha meltdown full swing mein hai, unhone ek heroic all-caps message bheja: “NO ONE IS FIRED. DO NOT TURN IN YOUR BADGES.”
Phir HR ne bheja damage-control message: “URGENT — PLEASE DO NOT PANIC. Automation ne galti se sabko test email bhej diya.”

Employees ka reaction?
“HR ka test hum sabka stress test kyun ban gaya?”

Internet Ka Masaledaar Verdict

Online logon ka full roast mode on ho gaya:
“Termination tool hi kyun bana rahe ho? Kya planning chal rahi hai?”
“Kya pata, asli layoffs scheduled the… bas date galat set ho gayi.”
“Koi kaam nahi karega aaj — hum emotionally offboarded feel kar rahe hain.”

Aur ek philosophical comment:
“Ye email ek warning hai. Resume update kar lo, warna agli baar test nahi, last ODI hoga.”

Moral of the Story

HR ki ek ghala click se poore office ki ghadi aur dil dhak dhak karne lag sakte  hain. Automation se pehle confirmation zaroori hai — warna 300 log ek hi din mein LinkedIn khol ke “Open to Work” laga denge.

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?
Ek HR team jo test email ko live mode treat kar baithi.

WHAT?
Mass “Aap nikaale gaye” email — poore office + CEO ko ek saath.

WHEN?
Ek bilkul aam weekday, jo HR ki wajah se historic ban gaya.

WHERE?
Ek corporate office jahan Slack ne meltdown dekh liya.

WHY?
Automation tool test karte waqt wrong toggle. HR ka wrong toggle = employees ka wrong heartbeat.

HOW?
Ek blunder email → office-wide panic → IT ka caps-lock rescue → memes forever.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.