Because nothing says "main character energy" like pink eyes and viral content.
Monsoon aaya, aur conjunctivitis saath le aaya — full drama ke saath. Hospitals mein line aise lagi hai jaise iPhone launch ho raha ho, bas yahan naye phones nahi, matching pink eyes treat ho rahe hain. Doctors keh rahe hain roz 15–20 naye cases aa rahe hain — triple dose of eye trouble. Ek ko hua nahi ki poora ghar VIP pink-eye party mein invite ho jaata hai. Jaise woh ek cousin jo sabko cold de jaata hai… bas iss baar target tumhari eyeballs hain.
Jab aunties panic mode mein jaake ise “COVID ka cousin” keh rahi hain, tabhi Gen Z ne bola — chalo meme banate hain. Social media pe “Kala Chashma” trend kar raha hai, par is baar swag ke liye nahi, symptoms ke liye. Har koi dark glasses pehne hue jaise Bollywood audition mein ja raha ho — reason? Conjunctivitis, not Cannes. Twitter pe “red-eye flights” ke naye meaning nikal aaye, aur sach bolo toh memes ka infection toh asli infection se bhi zyada viral hai.
Doctors ki advice simple hai: panic mat karo, par careless bhi mat ho. Ek eye specialist uncle ne clearly bola — conjunctivitis usually bachchon se start hota hai (kyunki of course, sab kuch unse hi spread hota hai), aur fir poore ghar mein WhatsApp forward ki tarah phail jaata hai. Achhi baat? Ek week mein theek ho jaata hai. Buri baat? Tum woh poora week ek walking eye infection ho.
Hum Indians ka talent hi alag hai — health scare ko comedy gold mein badalne ka. Is baar toilet paper stock nahi kar rahe — memes stock kar rahe hain. Scientists kehte hain laughter immunity boost karta hai, toh hum toh self-medication hi kar rahe hain Instagram reels ke through. “Sunglasses indoors finally justified” se leke “matching pink eyes with bestie” tak — internet khud ko jokes ke zariye heal kar raha hai. Although, ye yaad rakhna bhi zaruri hai ke hum koi doctor nahin aur problem chota ho ya bada, treatment zaruri hai.
Kabhi life conjunctivitis deti hai, toh kabhi content. Is baar Indians ne decide kiya hai ki dikhe chahe na dikhe, funny side zaroor dekhenge. Kala chashma pehen ke, meme bana ke, hum pink-eye pandemic ko bhi hasa ke bhaga denge.
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