Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat

- Assam ke Lumding Bazar ke paas ek aadmi ne apna death certificate kho diya — while being very much alive.

- Newspaper ad bilkul serious tha: date, time, registration number sab included. Logic missing.

- Internet confused, amused, aur philosophical ho gaya: “Zinda ho toh certificate kaise?”

- Netizens ne decide kiya: yeh sirf news nahi, Indian bureaucracy folklore hai.

- Final verdict: India mein insaan mar sakta hai, par bina paperwork ke death bhi approve nahi hoti.