Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat

- Ek aadmi ne LinkedIn par “Hybrid Girlfriend” ke liye job ad post kiya

- Role full-time bataya gaya, hybrid work model ke saath

- Post viral ho gaya, comments section HR se zyada active nikla

- Logon ne salary, benefits aur notice period poochna shuru kar diya

- Internet ne decide kiya: LinkedIn officially confused ho chuka hai

LINKEDIN PAR log usually jobs dhoondhte hain — internships, layoffs se recovery, ya “open to work” wala green ring. Lekin ek bande ne socha, “Why stop at career growth? Let’s hire for emotional growth also.”

Aur bas, LinkedIn par aa gaya ek full-time, hybrid girlfriend role ka job posting — complete with responsibilities, expectations, aur internet ka full attention.

Job Description: Dil, Dimaag Aur Weekend Availability

Ad mein likha tha ki role “full-time” hai, jisme emotional support, quality time aur compatibility expected hai. Hybrid model ka matlab — kabhi saath, kabhi space.
Basically, relationship ko corporate structure mein daal diya gaya. Love, but make it HR-approved.

Notice Period Hai Ya Ghosting Clause?

Jaise hi post viral hua, logon ne comments mein asli sawaal uthaye:
“Salary kitni hai?”
“Weekends off milte hain?”
“Bond sign karna padega?”
“Ghosting pe legal action hoga?”

Kuch logon ne bola, “At least expectations clear hain.”
Toh kuch ne kaha, “Yeh toh dating app ka IPO lag raha hai.”

 

LinkedIn Ya Matrimonial.com? Platform Confused

Jahan ek taraf LinkedIn layoffs aur leadership quotes se bhara hota hai, wahi yeh post ekdum left-field se aaya.
Logon ne mazaak udaaya, memes bane, aur ek collective realisation hua — dating apps ke baad ab professional networking sites bhi safe nahi rahi.

Moral of the Story

Pyaar dhoondhna galat nahi hai. Bas shayad LinkedIn thoda zyada formal ho gaya. Aur haan — agar relationship bhi hybrid ho sakta hai, toh heartbreak toh fully remote hi hoga.

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Boing FAQ’s 

WHO?
Ek aadmi with creativity, confidence, aur zero fear of comments section.

WHAT?
LinkedIn par “Hybrid Girlfriend” ke liye job-style ad.

WHEN?
Recent weeks mein — post viral hote hi.

WHERE?
LinkedIn, jahan recruiters aur romantics dono mil gaye.

WHY?
Kyuki dating apps thak chuke the, aur LinkedIn available tha.

HOW?
Job description likhi → post daali → internet ne roast aur repost kar diya.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.