Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat

• Kota mein burglary attempt hua par chor bhaagte waqt exhaust ke gap mein phas gaya

• Chor ne exhaust fan ke size ko underestimate kiya.

• Jaise hi usne crawl karne ki koshish ki, woh fan window mein phas gaya.

• Police wahi pohanchi aur suspect ko arrest kar liya

SO, IMAGINE THIS — a thief plans a stealthy late-night burglary in Pratap Nagar, Kota. But instead of pulling off a smooth escape, he ends up stuck halfway inside an exhaust fan window, turning a crime thriller into a full-on situational comedy. 

Mission Impossible? Nahi, Mission Exhaust Fan

Yeh chor shayad khud ko Mission Impossible ka Tom Cruise samajh raha tha, but reality mein Tom and Jerry ka Tom nikla . Usne socha kitchen ka exhaust fan would be a secret entry point, par bhai ne yeh nahi socha ki fan chhota hai aur sapne bahut bade. Result? Head andar, pair bahar — bilkul waisa scene jaise koi last year ke jeans mein fit hone ki koshish kar raha ho.

 

0% Chori, 100% Embarrasment

Meanwhile, ghar ke owner aur unki wife wapas aaye. Scooter ki light padte hi unhone dekha ek aadmi hawa mein atka hua hai. Pehle laga koi art installation hai, phir samajh aaya — arre yeh toh chor hai. Shor machaya gaya, neighbours nikle, aur chor ne samajh liya ki aaj escape nahi, embarrassment guaranteed hai.

The accomplice, however, pulled a classic move — bhaag gaya. Agar chor Tom tha toh accomplice sahab nikle jerry. Matlab full “jab mushkil aaye, toh dost kaun?” energy. Police aur locals ne milkar exhaust fan ke saath atke hue chor ko bahar nikala, jaise koi phasa hua balloon ho. Bahar aate hi seedha arrest — no interval, no climax, direct ending.

Police investigation mein yeh bhi pata chala ki dono log ek gaadi use kar rahe the jisme police ka sticker laga hua tha. Plan shayad yeh tha: official look + raat ka andhera = foolproof burglary. Lekin Kota ke exhaust fan ne poora masterplan hawa mein uda diya.

Moral of the Story

Is poore incident se ek hi seekh milti hai — chori karne se pehle exhaust fan ka size aur apna confidence dono naap lena chahiye. Warna jail ke saath-saath logon ki hasi free mein milti hai.

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?

Kota ka ek thief jo exhaust fan window me atak gaya, aur uska accomplice jo bhaag gaya.

WHAT?

Failed burglary due to self-inflicted “exhaust window trap.”

WHEN?

Recent viral incident.

WHERE?

Kota, Rajasthan.

WHY?

Underestimated the size of the exhaust window and got stuck.

HOW?

Tried crawling through a small opening; got lodged and caught by police.