Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat:

- UP mein ek mahila ne police station jaa kar complaint file ki: husband ki wajah se uske 2 Instagram followers gaye.

- Complaint bilkul serious tone mein — “pati ne hi kuch kiya hoga.”

- Husband shock, cops confused, public silently processing reality.

- Police ne samjhaaya ki insta unfollow criminal offence nahi hota.

- Case counselling par close — follower count ab home-council level ka dispute ho gaya hai

UP KI EK MAHILA ne police station jaakar formally report kiya ki uske husband ki wajah se… dhyan se suniyega… usne do Instagram followers kho diye. Aur isliye usse separation chahiye. Yani ek chutki sindhoor ki qeemat sirf do followers hai Ramesh babu.. 

Police ko laga shayad koi domestic dispute hoga. Par complaint likhte waqt biwi ne bilkul clear kiya: “Mere do followers gaye hain. Mujhe poora shaq hai mere pati ne hi kuch kiya hai.” 

Husband stunned, cops confused, aur queue mein khade log all silently questioning their life choices.

Influencer Energy, Non-Influencer Reach

Madam kehti hain ki unhone badi mehnat se account grow kiya tha — captions, filters, reels, sab. Aur ab unko strong suspicion hai ki pati ne ya toh: unka account hack kiya hai, shadowban kara diya hai, ya phiir “jealousy ki aag mein” kuch kiya jisse 2 followers overnight beh gaye.

Pati ka defence? “Maine toh bas phone charging ke liye lagaya tha.” (Which, tbh, is every Indian husband ka default answer.)

Police Station as Content Studio

Police ne calmly samjhaaya ki unfollow karwana crime nahi hota — chahe kitna bhi dard ho. Lekin the woman insisted: “Sir, 2 log chale gaye. aur uske saaath saath mantal peace bhi chala gaya.”

Is point par SHO ne shayad apne career decisions bhi doubt kiye honge. Par finally, counsellor ne dono ko understanding aur password hygiene ka gyaan diya. And lo and behold. Case closed, reels open once again.

Boing Hall of Fame Entry: Petty Par Precious

Is incident ne prove kar diya ki India truly is a land of emotions — kisi ka heart break hota hai, kisi ka follower break. Aur sach bolein toh, do followers chale gaye toh kya hua? At least now they have a story jo 500 aur le aayegi.

Moral? Like-Subscribe Love Hota Hai, Par Phir Bhi…

Life mein sab kuch tolerate ho sakta hai — par agar couple account ka admin password shared na ho, toh petty wars toh hongi hi. Aur haan, UP Police ko ab social media grief counselling ka bhi course start kar dena chahiye.

Demand clearly high hai.

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BOING FAQ’s

WHO?
UP ki ek young woman, jise yaqeen tha ki pati ne uske Insta followers ghatwa diye.

WHAT?
Police complaint: “Do followers gaye hain, aur mujhe shak hai mere husband par.”

WHEN?
Recent viral incident, jisme police station full content studio ban gaya.

WHERE?
UP ka ek thana, jahan cyber crime se zyada “relationship analytics” chal rahi thi.

WHY?
Madam ka kehna: “Account grow karne mein mehnat lagti hai, followers girna emotional damage hai.”

HOW?
Complaint → confusion → counselling → case closed. OG Followers toh nahi mile, par story viral hone ki wajah se kai aur milne ki aashanka.

About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.