Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat

• - Flight cancel → couple venue nahi pahunch paaye

• - Guests, stage, cake — sab ready… par dulha-dulhan missing

• - Solution: virtual reception on big screen

• - Parents ne stage sambhala, couple ne ghar se join kiya
  - Social media ne incident ko “peak Indian jugaad wedding” declare kar diya

   

ISS RECEPTION ka sabse bada twist yeh tha ki dulha-dulhan stage pe nahi, projector pe aaye. Flight cancellation for this couple did not mean shaadi cancellation. And hence dulha aur dulhan ne zoom link se join kiya apni hi shaadi ka function. Work from home toh suna tha but guests ne pehli baar maza liya shaadi from home ke function ka.

When Love Meets Layover

Shaadi ka reception hota hai taaki sab log dulha-dulhan ko dekhen… yahan dulha-dulhan khud apni hi party screen pe dekh rahe the. Airport pe suit-lehenga pehne hue, dono bas ek hi cheez soch rahe the — “saare dino mein se aaj hi flight cancel honi thi?” Jab guests venue pe jam ke baithe the, couple Wi-Fi pe latak kar virtual namaste kar raha tha. Air port pe kai saare rom-coms ke climax toh dekhe the par aaj airport ki wajah se com-marriage dekhne ko mil gayi.

Jab Reception Ban Gaya Zoom Call

Flight cancel hote hi couple ka plan hil gaya. Guests venue pahunch chuke the, parents stage decorate karwa chuke the… aur dulha-dulhan Bangalore airport pe stranded. Solution mila: big screen + video call = reception saved.
Parents ne stage par couple ki jagah pose kiya, aur saare guests ne camera pe phool barsaye. Waise jitni blessings couples ko milni chahiye thi, utni Wi-Fi router ko mil gayi.

Airport Couture

Couple ne airport lounge ko fashion ramp bana diya: dulha blazer mein, dulhan reception-ready makeup ke saath boarding gate ke niche. Guests shock ho rahe the, aur relative #104 ne bola: "itne kharche mein toh private jet aa jaata"

Internet Ka Verdict: Jugaad > Jet Lag

Social media ne declare kiya —
“Shaadi cancel nahi hoti… bas convert ho jaati hai.”
Kisi ne bola: “Digital India ka asli reception.”
Kisi ne likha: “At least khana garam tha.”
Ek uncle type user ne comment maara: “Wi-Fi aur shaadi dono ka signal strong hai.”

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?
Ek newly-married techie couple.

WHAT?
Apni reception airport se online attend ki.

WHEN?
Flight cancel hone ke turant baad.

WHERE?
Reception hall = Karnataka
Couple = Airport

WHY?
Flight cancellation.

HOW?
Video call, big screen, parents as proxies.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.