AI NE DIL TOD DIYA
Bengaluru ka traffic toh sabne face kiya hai, but ek bande ne boredom face karte karte AI ke saath aisi cheez kar di, ki dating duniya ka bharosa hil gaya.
Kahaani shuru hoti hai ek simple idea se - “Kya hoga agar AI se ek ladki banayi jaye… aur uski profile daal di jaye ek dating app pe?” Bas phir kya tha. Ek “scientist” type user ne ek ultra-realistic AI image banayi, thodi si profile likhi (jisme usne likha ki usse pets pasand hain, coffee love hai, aur weekend pe books padhti hai, typical stuff), aur upload kar diya.
Result? Do ghante mein likes ki tsunami.
12 ghante mein 2000+ likes.
Aur bhaiya, 100+ swipe right.
Phone itna vibrate kar raha tha, lag raha tha washing machine spin mode pe chal rahi hai. Bande ne khud bola, “Phone seizure mode mein chala gaya.” Kuch users ne to ice cream tak bhej di offer mein, koi bola concert le chalo, aur ek ne to “OTT account share kar lete hain” tak bol diya (aur haan, ye OTT nahi hai... bas example hai).
Ye jo profile banayi gayi thi, vo fake thi. Sirf AI ki banaayi image aur ek thoda sa convincing bio. Aur log... arre bhai, log to emojis bhejne lage, shayari likhne lage, ek ne to apna ghar ka rent dene tak ka proposal de diya!
Matlab, duniya AI se dar rahi hai ki jobs chali jayengi... aur yahaan bhai sahab AI se pyaar kar baith gaye.
Phir jaake dating app waalo ne finally is profile ko delete kiya. Par tab tak 2 lakh views aur hazaaron likes mil chuke the.
Moral of the story?
AI powerful hai, par loneliness usse bhi zyada. Log pixel ke peeche apna dil rakh aa rahe hain.
Aur ye jo so-called “life hacks” hote hain na, unka reality check yahi hota hai. Kya pata kal kisi ne AI waali dulhan bana di aur shadi bhi fix ho gayi!
Ab socho, aaj ek fake profile pe itna pyaar mil raha hai, kal ko agar AI ne pyaar ka reply bhi dena start kar diya toh asli insaan ka kya kaam rahega?
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