Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat:


1. A Kerala man filed an official complaint against his neighbour’s rooster for crowing loudly at 3 AM daily. 

2. Authorities actually investigated the case and confirmed the rooster was disturbing his sleep. 

3. Final solution? The rooster’s “residence” was ordered to be relocated within 14 days. 

BOING Hall of Fame: Jab Complaint File Hui… Ek Murge Ke Against
 

IN MOST neighbourhood disputes, issues revolve around parking, property, ya loud music.

But in Kerala’s Pathanamthitta district, ek aadmi ne decide kiya ki asli villain kaun hai —

padosi ka murga.

Yes, not metaphorically.

Not symbolically.

Actual rooster.

Alarm C(l)ock With Attitude
 

For Radhakrishna Kurup, life had become a daily 3 AM experience — not by choice, not by discipline, but because his neighbour’s rooster had taken its job very seriously.

Every morning, bina snooze button ke, bina warning ke, murga apni duty shuru kar deta tha — loud, consistent, and completely unbothered. 

Ab ek-do din hota toh theek hai.

Yeh daily subscription ban gaya tha.

Aur jab sleep cycle break ho jaaye, toh patience bhi uninstall ho jaata hai.

Complaint Level: Official

Most people would complain casually.

“Yaar murga bahut chillata hai.”

“Thoda adjust karo.”

But yahan baat next level pe chali gayi.

The man went to the Revenue Divisional Office and filed a proper complaint — not against neighbour, but effectively against the rooster itself. 

Matlab system ke saamne clear statement tha:

“Problem ka source identify ho chuka hai.”

Authorities: “Case Register Karo”

Now here’s where the story becomes BOING-worthy.

Officials didn’t laugh it off.

They didn’t ignore it.

They actually launched an investigation. 

Both parties were called

Site inspection hua

Evidence evaluate hua

Aur final conclusion?

Murga sach mein loud tha.

Yes, government officially confirmed:

“Crowing disturbing hai.” 

Verdict: Relocation Order

After full investigation, decision aa gaya.

No arrest. No FIR. No courtroom drama.

Bas ek simple solution:

“Murga shift karo.”

Authorities ordered the neighbour to relocate the poultry setup within 14 days so that peace could return. 

Matlab aapka ghar shift ho ya na ho…murga shift ho sakta hai.

Internet Ka Reaction: “Justice Delivered”

Social media loved every second of this.

“Finally, accountability.”

“Murga bhi ab regulated hai.”

“Early morning motivation gone wrong.”

Kuch log bol rahe the:

“Yeh hai real governance.”

Because honestly, jab system itna detailed ho ki murga bhi scrutiny mein aa jaaye…

that’s efficiency.

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BIONG FAQ's

What?

A man filed an official complaint against a rooster for disturbing his sleep.

Where?

In Kerala’s Pathanamthitta district.

Why?

Because the rooster crowed loudly every day at 3 AM.

Who?

An elderly man and his neighbour’s very dedicated rooster.

How?

Authorities investigated the complaint and ordered the rooster’s setup to be relocated.