AGRA se aayi iss saal ki sabse “aromatic” kahani — ek nayi dulhan ne shaadi ke sirf 40 din baad divorce file kar diya. Reason? Unke pati ke daily hygiene ka apna hi spiritual version tha.

Family counselling centre ke officials ne bataya, aadmi khud confess kar gaya ki wo roz nahaane ke bajaye hafte mein ek baar bas holy water chhidak leta hai. Matlab mann saaf, par body questionable.

Counsellors ne samjhaane ki koshish ki, aur kuch discussion ke baad bhai sahab ne bola theek hai, ab se daily nahaunga. Lekin tab tak dulhan ne decide kar liya tha — experiment khatam, solo life restart.

Soap Opera, Literally

Internet ne jab yeh case dekha, toh disbelief aur sympathy dono full supply mein aaye.

Kisi ne comment kiya, “At least usne perfume bhi chhidka hoga,” toh doosre ne bola, “Yeh spiritual hygiene nahi, chemical warfare hai.” 

India ke divorce cases mein recently kaafi ajeeb situations dekhne ko milti hai: kabhi husband complain karta hai ki wife din mein 3 time sirf instant noodles banati hai (phir bhi pati ne kabhi sochi nahi ki wo khud hi breakfast, lunch, dinner ka arrangement kar le), toh kabhi spouse ko complaint hoti hai apne partner ke masala snack addiction se. In “hall of fame” cases mein ab “spiritual shower edition” bhi add ho gaya.

Counsellors ka simple takeaway tha: kuch couples ko therapy chahiye, aur kuch ko sirf ek bar soap.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. 

Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.