Class 1 Ya Class Lag Gayi? When School Admission Fee > Shaadi Ka Budget

“Ek seat chahiye thi, par kidney le gaye.”

Scene 1: Jaipur Dad Drops Reality Bomb

Ek middle-class papa ne socha: “Chalo beti ka admission karvate hain.”

System ne bola: “Chalo pehle FD tod lo.”

₹4.27 Lakh for Class 1. Repeat that slowly. Four. Point. Two. Seven. Lakh.

Kid: Wants to learn ABCD.

School: First pay ₹40K just to enter the alphabet zone.

Papa ne poora breakdown post kiya:

₹2K registration – Matlab “Namaste” bolne ka charge.

₹40K admission fee – Kaunsa jaadu sikhate hain bhai?

₹1.08 lakh for bus – Shaayad bus mein massage chair aur Wi-Fi 6 milta hoga.

₹20K for books + uniform – Seems like they’re writing textbooks in gold ink now.

Andar se chillaya: “Yeh school ki fee hai ya IPO launch?”

Scene 2: Internet Ne Khol Di Fee Ki Pol

Internet ne bola: “Bro, hum sab tere saath hain. Ek aur chai le aur rant kar.”

Comments aaye completely comedic:

“Second kid? Bro, pehle se fees hi contraceptive ban gayi hai.”

“₹1.08L for transport? Bus nahi, chopper hona chahiye!”

“Are they teaching Maths or looting through it?”

“I did compounding once. Ab ghar ki EMI aur school dono mein confuse ho gaya hoon.”

Aur ek genius ne bola:

“Is school ke saath IAS seat bundled hai kya?”

Mujhe toh laga tha jokes ke liye OTT platform chahiye, par nahi – fee receipt bhi kaafi hai.

Scene 3: Shaadi, Ghar, Ya School? Choose One.

Middle class ne ab comparisons start kar diye:

Shaadi: ₹3 lakh – mil gaya rishta aur dhol.

Ghar ki EMI: ₹25K/month – apna sapna, money pit apna.

School: ₹4.27 lakh/year – Aur woh bhi for Class 1, jahan "apple" hi sikhaya ja raha hai.

Future ka vision:

Kid gets admission in Class 1.

Parents cancel OTT, AC use, second child, and emotional stability.

Scene 4: School Hai Ya Share Market?

Ek banda bola:

“12 saal tak ₹4 lakh/year with 10% hike = Lifetime regret plan.”

Matlab fees mein compounding toh hai, par syllabus mein nahi.

School bolta hai: “Quality education.”

Parents bolte hain: “Quality of life gayi bhaad mein.”

Jab Education Ban Gaya Investment Plan Without Returns

Yeh scene hilarious hai, par scary bhi.

Ab parenting start hoti hai Excel sheet se aur khatam hoti hai therapist pe.

Kahi toh system bhi soch raha hoga:

“Padhai toh baccho ki ho rahi hai, par mental test toh parents ka chal raha hai.”

Bas ek request:

Agar ₹4.27 lakh de rahe hain, toh recess mein free pani aur counseling toh milni chahiye.