BAREILY mein ek gaon ke parivaar ko double shock laga. In a turn of events jo humaare TV daily soaps ke writers ko bhi sar dard de denge there was a case of ‘double elopement’ in a single family, aur woh bhi 2 dino mein ek ke baad ek! 

Pyaar ka Exchange Offer

Toh hua yun ki Keshav naam ke ek aadmi ne chance par dance maara aur apni sister-in-law ke saath ghar se bhaag gaye. Yeh sahab 6 saal se shaadi shuda the aur 2 bachcho ke pita bhi par inka jo side project chal raha tha shayad uski kisi ko khabar nahi thi. 

Par kahaani ka abhi major twist baaki hai. Iss kaand ke doosre hi din Keshav ke brother-in-law ek step aage badhe aur bole “hum kaise peeche reh jaayein” aur mauke ka benefit le kar Keshav ki sister ke saath khud one two ka four ho gaye.

Meaning sister-in-law and brother-in-law dono ne hi gaon mein scandal kar diya.

Shayad in dono couples ko trace karne se zyada ghar walo ne authorities aur police ko yeh permutation-combination samjhaane mein lagaaya hoga.

Sabka Saath, Sabka Samjhauta

If you’re still with us, this confusing case of partner swap 2.0 actually had a rather amicable resolution.

Dono families ne saari parties ko ekdum smoothly accept kar liya. Na koi “Kya keh diya tumne?” drama, na hi koi “Hum tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karenge” dialogues.

Matlab ekdum Bareilly co-ordination bina extra effort ke sabka compromise ho gaya.

Bareilly ki barfi ke baare mein toh suna tha Bareily ki maafi ke baare mein pehli baar suna hai.

Bas yeh sochiye uss raat ko family dinner table par kitnma awkward silence raha hoga.

Keshav, uska brother-in-law, sister aur unki wife ki sister ki plates shayad naam se assign ki gayi hogi taki koi ek doosre ki plate na le jaye. 

Mohalla Reactions: Kuch toh log kahenge

Ab aapko toh pata hai, Bareilly kE mohalle ki gossip aise phailti hai jaise jaise dinner table pe raita. Mohalle waale abhi tak confuse hain ki yeh pyaar tha ya koi IPL ka player transfer. Ek aunty ne toh bole hi diya:

“Humne toh suna tha beta, shaadiyaan swarg mein banti hain. Par yeh wali toh exchange counter pe bani lagti hai.”

Dusre uncle bole: “Beta, pehle toh humne bas bank mein account transfer dekha tha. Ab toh dil transfer bhi dekh liya.”

Moral: All’s well that ends well.

Aakhir mein, yeh kahani humein yeh sikhaati hai ki jab pyaar hota hai toh log shaadiyon ki puri user manual badal dete hain. Aur jahan duniya mein couples counselling aur therapy chalti hai, wahan Bareilly ke log simple “partner swap” se problem solve kar dete hain.

Ab agli baar koi bolega “Shaadi zindagi bhar ka bandhan hoti hai”, toh Bareilly wale confidently keh denge: “Bandhan toh hai… lekin exchange policy ke saath.”