Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat
 

• - UP mein ek aadmi ne pregnant wife se bachne ke liye apni hi kidnapping ka drama racha.

   

• - Banda minor ko ₹2,000 dekar fake “I’ve been abducted” message bhejwa deta hai.

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  - Phone band, location off — full filmi vibe, zero planning.

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  - Police ne CCTV, call records aur thodi si samajh se pura natak expose kar diya.

   

• - Husband ki “escape plan” ab legal trouble ki “entry plan” ban chuki hai.

   

   

UP KE EK mohalle mein shaadi-shuda zindagi chal rahi thi bilkul normal speed par — jab tak sahab ko ek din pata chala ki unki wife pregnant hai.

Love, family, zimmedari — sab se overwhelm ho kar bhai ne socha kaash iss sab se escape mil jaata. Aur phir shuru hua woh plot twist, jisme kidnapping ka target… woh khud hi ban gaya.

“Aapaharan Lite”— Budget Mein Drama

Sahab ne ek naya scam invent kiya: “Apni hi kidnapping kara lo, aur responsibility se mukti pa lo.” Unhone ek ladke ko ₹2,000 diye, bola: “Bhai message bhej dena ki main kidnap ho gaya hoon.”

Phone switch-off karke, bike leke sahab ho gaye ghaayab — full low-budget thriller. Plan simple: Wife tension mein, police confused, aur main free bird.
Bas problem yeh thi ki yeh 1990s ka zamana nahi hai aur CCTV'a har jagah maujood hain.

CCTV Ka Plot Twist: Hero Se Zero

Police ne area ka footage check kiya. Koi kidnapper gang toh nahi mili, lekin beech sadak yeh banda casually chalte hue pakda gaya. Koi kidnapper, koi gaadi, koi struggle — kuch nahi. Sirf ek aadmi, apne hi stunt ka audience.

Confession Mode: “Delivery Se Dar Lagta Hai Sahab”

Jab police ne thoda pressure dala, banda breakdown ho gaya.
Final confession:
“Main pregnant wife se bachna chahta tha…”

Bhai, log pressure mein gym join karte hain, meditation karte hain —
yeh sahab kidnap ho jaate hain.

Internet Ka Verdict: Plot Twist King

Jab kahani viral hui, comments aaye:
“Bhai ne apna hi FIR likhwa liya.”
“Kabhi kabhi kidnapping bhi DIY project hoti hai.”
“Agar escape plan banana tha toh Goa jaa ke paani puri bech lete.”

Public fully entertained, but police fully exhausted.

Moral of the Story

Zimmedari se bhaagna ho, toh kidnapping mat choose karna.
Bhai, diaper expensive hai — par bail bhi cheap nahi hoti.

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Boing FAQ’s

WHO?
Ek UP ka husband jo delivery se pehle… deliver ho gaya apni hi scheme mein.

WHAT?
Khud ki hi fake kidnapping plan ki, pregnant wife se bachne ke liye.

WHEN?
Haal hi ka incident, jisme drama 48 ghante chala.

WHERE?
Lucknow ke paas ek residential area.

WHY?
Kyunki sahab ko “fatherhood ka pressure” mil gaya aur unhone socha — “missing ho jao.”

HOW?
Minor ko paise diye → fake message bheja → phone off kiya → police ne CCTV se pakad liya → drama expose.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.