Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat
- Indian weddings mein ab mandap ke saath-saath IV drip bar bhi lag raha hai.
-Guests ko “glow”, “energy”, “hangover cure” jaise customised IV cocktails offer ho rahe hain.
- Viral video mein log decorative booths pe drip lagwa ke baithE dikh rahe hain — jaise shaadi nahi, wellness retreat ho.
- Doctors aur netizens confused: “Is this luxury or literal overkill?”
- Moral: Shaadi ka stress, after-party ka mess — sab ka solution ab IV express.
SHAADIYON MEIN humne sab dekha hai — chai counter, chaat counter, paan counter, even cold-brew counter. Lekin iss season mein Indian weddings ne ek naya level unlock kar liya: IV drip counter. Haan, wohi hospital wali drip — bas ab shaadi ke dance floor ke beech mein, detox, glow-up aur “rehydration package” ki kami reh gayi hai. Guests haldi se pehle glucose lagwa rahe hain, aur cocktail ke baad vitamin patch. Desi weddings ka message clear hai: “Yahan sirf pyaar nahi chadh raha, electrolytes bhi chadh rahe hain.”
Indian weddings ka scale waise hi bada hota hai — ab usme ek aur “shahi” element add ho gaya: IV drip station. Viral video mein guests are fully suited-booted, ek side pe buffet, doosri side pe beaming nurse, aur peeche decorative neon sign: “Hydrate and Celebrate.” Matlab ek taraf chaat counter, doosri taraf “electrolyte counter.”
IV bars promise karte hain “instant glow,” “morning-after freshness,” aur “no fatigue.” Yaani agar sangeet raat 4 baje tak chala, toh subah shaadi pe duniya ke sabse hydrated log dikhenge. Log couches pe comfortably baith ke drip lagwa rahe hain jaise pre-wedding spa ka live demo chal raha ho.
Netizens ne hasi bhi udaayi, aur facepalm bhi kiya.
“Shaadi ka bill Rs 50 lakh, lekin hangover ka treatment free,” ek comment tha.
“Kya next trend doctors ka varmala exchange hoga?” doosra bola.
Kuch logon ne warning di: “IV drips medical procedure hai, trend nahi.”
India ki shaadiyaan ab sirf grand nahi, medically equipped bhi ho gayi hain.
Jahaan kabhi mehendi, haldi aur sangeet ka booth hota tha, wahan ab saline, vitamins aur detox ka stall lag gaya hai. Kya pata next season mein pandit ji bhi bolein: “Phere se pehle thoda blood-sugar test kar lijiye.”
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WHO?
Shaadi ke hosts jo wedding ko wellness festival bana rahe hain.
WHAT?
IV drip bars — jahan guests vitamins aur electrolytes directly drip se le sakte hain.
WHEN?
2025 wedding season ke viral videos se trend spike hua.
WHERE?
India ki high-budget weddings, especially metro cities.
WHY?
Glow chahiye, energy chahiye, hangover nahi chahiye — sab ek hi counter se.
HOW?
Decorated IV booths + trained medical staff + enthusiastic guests = India’s new shaadi flex.
About Author
Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.
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