Tedhe Samachaar ki Seedhi Baat
 

- Shaadi ke buffet mein rasgulla pehle hi finish ho gaya
- Guests ne sweet ke liye full hungama kar diya

-Chairs udi, punches chale, CCTV record hua- Shaadi wahi cancel, dulhan ghar wapas

- Internet ne bola: “Yeh shaadi nahi, dessert war tha”

SHAADIYON MEIN fights hoti hain — par usually seating arrangement, DJ ki song choices aur volume pe ya “ladki waale late aaye” iss par. Par Bihar ke Bodh Gaya mein jo hua, woh next level tha. Yahan shaadi isliye nahi tooti kyunki rishta pasand nahi aaya… balki kyunki rasgulle khatam ho gaye.

Meetha Khatam, Sabr Bhi

Shaadi ka mahaul tab tak normal tha jab tak sweets counter tak rasgulle pohonch rahe the. Jaise hi tray khaali hui, patience bhi tray ke saath gayab ho gaya. “Hum pehle aaye the” aur “hamare guests zyada hain” type arguments shuru ho gaye — bina kisi warning ke.

Buffet Se Boxing Ring Tak

Pehle verbal fight, phir pushing, aur phir plastic chairs ne air travel shuru kar diya. Shaadi hall ekdum WWE arena ban gaya. Guests spectators se fighters ban gaye, aur catering staff emergency exit dhundhne laga. Shaadi ke DJ ne bhi mauke ka faayda utha ke "Kar Har Maidaan Fateh" bajaane laga.

 

Shaadi Cancel, Case On

Fight ke baad shaadi turant cancel kar di gayi. Dulhan ke parivaar ne dowry aur jewellery ke allegations ke saath complaint file kar di. Jo shaadi photo album ke liye thi, woh ab police file ke liye use ho gayi.

Internet Ka Meetha Verdict

Social media ne iss incident ko “Game of Thrones: Rasgulla Edition” declare kar diya. Log bole — “Shaadi se pehle dessert inventory verify karo.” Ek comment ka summary tha: “Love can wait, rasgulla cannot.”

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BOING FAQ's

WHO?
Bodh Gaya ke ek wedding ke dono parivaar.

WHAT?
Rasgulla shortage se fight, shaadi cancel, case filed.

WHEN?
Late November 2025.

WHERE?
Hotel banquet hall, Bodh Gaya, Bihar.

WHY?
Meetha kam, ego zyada.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.