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MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS "I'M NOT HUNGRY." HER SWIGGY HISTORY DISAGREES.

My girlfriend always says she's "not hungry" whenever we order food. But the moment my fries arrive, half of them mysteriously disappear. When I asked why, she said, "I'm not hungry enough to order my own food." Her Swiggy history says fries are her most-ordered item. I'm starting to think my food was never mine in the first place. 🍟😂