HAR SAAL Diwali se pehle ghar mein ek hi battlefield set hota hai: us vs mess. Par is baar ek ghar mein cleaning ka result nikla full cash-back reward!

Ek Reddit user ne post karke likha ki unke Diwali cleaning mein ghar pe ek old DTH box se ₹2 lakh nikla — wo bhi ₹2,000 wale notes mein, jo probably “papa ne demonetisation era mein safe rakhe the.”

 

Hidden Treasure, Domestic Edition

User ne likha, “Maa ko mila, Papa ko abhi bataya nahi.” But sure beats finding sirf dust na?

Social media par log likhne lage, “May Lakshmi ji bless me with such forgetfulness.” Kisi ne bola, “Bas ek din mere TV ke andar bhi aise note mil jaayein.”

 

Internet Ki Advice Service

Comments mein poori finance class shuru ho gayi — RBI rules, declaration forms, CA consultation, sab ka lecture mil gaya. Kuch ne yaad dilaya ki ₹2,000 notes ab bhi exchange ho sakte hain, bas limit aur patience rakho. Par truth yeh hai ki sabko ek hope mili — ki maybe unke old DVD player mein bhi kuch aisa hi bonus mile.

 

Moral of the Story: Safai Mein Hai Sukh Aur Kabhi-Kabhi Soodh

Diwali cleaning ko log usually kaam samajhte hain, par agar aise incentives milein, toh poora desh decluttering expert ban jaaye.

Toh is saal jab maa bole, “Almirah saaf kar do,” mana mat karna. Kya pata Lakshmi ji ka next stop aapka koi unopened drawer ya box hi ho?

 

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. 

 

Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.