ZODIAC KI NAZAR SE: AAP KAUNSE TYPE KE RISHTEDAR HO FAMILY FUNCTIONS MEIN?

Silent observer, dance floor destroyer, ya phir nosy aunty? Chaliye dekhte hain aapka rishtedaar avatar!

Family function aaye aur aap na chamkein? Toh fir kya fayda! Har family mein hota hai ek “woh rishtedaar” — jo sabse zyada dance karta hai, jo har plate mein jhaankta hai, ya fir jo sirf corner mein baithkar sabki gossip sunta hai. But zodiac bolta hai ki yeh sab pre-decided hota hai — aapka rishtedaar swag likha hota hai sitaaron mein.

Chalo, jaanein aapka kaunsa function-mode hai zodiac ki nazar se!

♈ ARIES: Function ke Captain America

Aap hote ho har function ke hyper-active commander. Mandap set karwana ho ya DJ se "dhol zyada baja bhai" kehna ho — sab kuch aap sambhalte ho. Aapke bina function mein movement hi nahi hota.
Function Avatar: Woh cousin jo sabko instructions de raha hota hai — kab khana start hoga, kab group photo hogi, aur kaun kis se mil raha hai.
Tagline: “Main hoon na!”

♉ TAURUS: Buffet Line Bhakt

Aap function mein aaye ho sirf ek mission ke saath — food tasting! Starters ho ya gulab jamun — sab pe pehla haq aapka. Shaadi ka khana review karna bhi toh ek art hai.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jo har dish ka critique deta hai jaise koi world-level competition chal raha ho.
Tagline: “Paneer thoda soft hona chahiye tha…”

♊ GEMINI: Gossip Generator

Gemini = chalte firte Whatsapp forwards! Aap har choti badi gossip ke source ho. Kisne kiska haath pakda, kaun kitni baar change kar raha hai outfits — sab kuch aapke radar me hota hai.
Function Avatar: Woh cousin jiski baaton se 3 aur rishtedaar ke kaan khade ho jaate hain.
Tagline: “Sunaa kya hua kal raat ko?”

♋ CANCER: Emotions ki Factory

Aapke liye har function = emotional rollercoaster. Shaadi mein vidayi se pehle hi ro dena ho ya kisi ke engagement pe emotional ho jaana ho — sab kuch heart se.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jo ek taraf emotional speeches de raha hota hai aur doosri taraf sabko hugs de raha hota hai.
Tagline: “Mujhe toh ye sab dekh ke rona hi aa jaata hai…”

♌ LEO: Dance Floor Destroyer

Leos ke bina dance floor kya khaak chamkega! Aapki entry se DJ ka tempo hi badal jaata hai. Har song mein aapka solo performance must hai.
Function Avatar: Woh cousin jiska dance dekhke sab mobile nikaal lete hain — Insta Reel toh banti hai boss!
Tagline: “DJ wale babu, mera gana lagaa do!”

♍ VIRGO: Function Planner disguised as Guest

Aap guest ho par kaam host jitna karte ho. Kya sahi lag raha hai, kya missing hai — sab note kar rahe ho. Kabhi kabhi toh event manager bhi aap se advice maangta hai.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jo har cheez ki checklist banake aaye hote hain.
Tagline: “Chair covers match nahi kar rahe table runners se…”

♎ LIBRA: Diplomacy ke Raja/Rani

Aap har family tiff ke peacemaker ho. Sabke beech balance banaake rakhna, aur har corner mein thodi der ghoom ke sabse pyaar se baat karna — classic Libra.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jise sab log pasand karte hain — kyunki aap kisi ka side nahi lete, par sabke close ho jaate ho.
Tagline: “Main neutral hoon, bas khush rehna chahiye sabko.”

♏ SCORPIO: Mystery wala Mausaji

Kya baat hai Scorpio, aap toh full-on secret mode mein hote ho har function mein. Kam bolte ho, par jab bolte ho toh dhamaka karte ho.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jiske baare mein sab guess karte hain ki yeh actually karta kya hai.
Tagline: “Mera kaam hai sirf observe karna…”

♐ SAGITTARIUS: Meme Material Mamaji

Aap ho har function ka entertainment package. Jokes, mimicry, aur random stories — sab kuch ready rehta hai. Aap ho woh rishtedaar jinke aate hi sabko hansi aane lagti hai.
Function Avatar: Woh cousin jo “mujhe stage de do bas” mode mein rehta hai.
Tagline: “Ek baar Goa gaye the, wahan…”

♑ CAPRICORN: Rishtedaar bhi, Resume bhi

Aap family function mein bhi career ki baatein le aate ho. Kids ko guidance dena, uncles ko tax tips dena — sab kuch aapke domain mein aata hai.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jinka topic 10 minute mein shaadi se shift ho jaata hai mutual funds pe.
Tagline: “Beta SIP mein invest kar rahe ho na?”

♒ AQUARIUS: Hatke Hero/Heroine

Aap ka swag alag hi level ka hota hai. Traditional kapdon mein bhi quirky element, conversations mein out-of-the-box topics, aur dance mein alag hi thumka.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jo sabse different dikhte hain aur sabko thoda confuse bhi kar dete hain.
Tagline: “Maine yeh outfit thrift store se liya tha.”

♓ PISCES: Dreamland ke Dulhe Raja

Aap function mein physically hote ho, par mentally kisi aur duniya mein. Shaadi chal rahi hai aur aap mandap ke paas khade ho ke chaand dekh rahe ho.
Function Avatar: Woh rishtedaar jisse sab pyaar karte hain, par jisko samajh nahi paate.
Tagline: “Itni roshni mein bhi ek sukoon sa lagta hai na…”

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Toh aap kis type ke rishtedaar ho?

Aaya na apko bhi vo cousin yaad jo perfect Leo dancer ya Gemini gossiper hai. Aur haan, next time jab koi family function ho, sitaaron ki guidance leke entry maarna — full style mein!