Flying superhero, exam panic, ya filmy romance wala daydream?

Raat ke do baje wala group chat active hai, aur sab apne dreams ka TED Talk de rahe hain. Koi superhero banke clouds mein ud raha hai, toh kisi ko maths ke exam mein 5 minute se zyada late hone ka trauma baar-baar repeat ho raha hai. Ab apni zodiacs ki dream diaries pe gossip karein, kyunki asli entertainment toh subconscious mein hi hota hai!

♈ Aries – Hero banna compulsory hai

Dream mein bhi chill nahi kar sakte. Aries ka scene hai full action movie-style bike chase. Matlab roz raat villain ko pakadne ka pressure. Kabhi skyscraper se jump kar rahe hain, to kabhi bomb diffuse karne ka countdown chalu hai. Subah uthte hi sabko proudly batayenge, jaise kal hi bravery ka medal mila ho. Bhai relax karle ek din?

♉ Taurus – Khaana, romance aur repeat mode

Taurus ke sapne pure romantic movie hain, buffet aur romance dono unlimited. Gulab jamun ka mountain hai, aur ek cute stranger ke saath slow-mo dinner chal raha hai. Bade khush-khush se uthte hain, par jab reality mein kal ka leftover pizza fridge mein nahi milta toh mood instantly off. Sapna meetha tha, fridge khaali hai—zindagi unfair hai yaar.

♊ Gemini – Channel badalta rehta hai

Inke sapno ka genre every second badalta hai. Pehle magic school mein entry li, phir suddenly pani-puri khate khate World Cup final mein batting karne lage. Wahan se direct aliens ke spaceship pe chale gaye. Matlab subconscious bhi decide nahi kar pa raha ki kya karna hai. Gemini uth ke bolega, "Kya kamaal ka sapna tha, par exactly kya tha yaad nahi."

♋ Cancer – Emo wala throwback sapna

Cancer ke dreams ekdum emotional full HD flashbacks hain. Childhood wali gali mein baarish mein bheeg rahe hain, background mein KK ka song chal raha hai. Dost log slow-motion mein wave kar rahe hain. Uth ke pura sentimental post likhte hain—aansu emoji pe emoji. Sapna nahi, pura Oscar-worthy short film hai—aur Cancer iska proud director.

♌ Leo – Standing ovation compulsory hai

Sapno mein bhi spotlight nahi chodte. Leo ka dream hai award function mein Best Actor ka speech dena. Stage pe khade hain, millions log cheer kar rahe hain—taaliyon ki awaaz se alarm bhi nahi sunai deta. Reality eye-open hote hi disappoint kar deti hai, kyunki asli zindagi mein roommate bhi appreciation nahi deta, bas "Kya drama hai" bol ke coffee banane chala jaata hai.

♍ Virgo – Exam ka horror show

Virgos ke sapne mein syllabus hamesha pending hai. Ek exam hall hai, paper foreign language mein hai, calculator nahi chal raha aur pen ki ink bhi khatam. Sabse buri baat—dream mein bhi topper wala pressure nahi chhod sakte. Uthte hi sab notes re-check karte hain—pata nahi kaunsa subconscious tuition chal raha hai inka.

♎ Libra – Filmy date, wardrobe malfunction ke saath

Libra ka romantic dinner dream chal raha hai, candlelight wali setting hai—but dress ka colour tablecloth se match nahi kar raha. Ab sapne mein panic mode shuru—dress change karte hi partner gayab, aur dress rakhte hi partner wapas. Matlab sapno mein bhi aesthetic anxiety. Reality mein bhi subah uthke wardrobe rearrange karne lag jayenge.

♏ Scorpio – Spy thriller wali conspiracy

Scorpio ke sapne pure Netflix thriller hain, secret password, hidden doors, mysterious briefcase—sab hai. Har cheez conspiracy lagti hai, best friend bhi double agent niklega. Uthke sabko suspiciously dekhte hain, "Tum kal raat mere sapne mein kya kar rahe the?" Doston ko samajh aa jaata hai, inke saath kal ka hangout toh cancel karna hi padega ab.

♐ Sagittarius – Backpacking on Jupiter

Sagittarius sapne mein bhi Earth ko ditch kar deta hai. Seedha Jupiter ki solo trip pe nikalte hain, bag mein sirf chips aur passport. Aliens ke saath selfies lete hain, zero gravity mein dance karte hain. Uthke group chat pe itinerary share karenge—"Guys next weekend chalein kya?" Matlab reality check toh kabhi nahi karna hai.

♑ Capricorn – CEO wala sapna, Excel sheet ke saath

Capricorn sapno mein bhi productivity nahi chhodte. Ek bada sa corner office, 200 unread emails aur urgent board meeting ka reminder. Matlab sapne mein bhi Excel sheet pe kaam kar rahe hain. Alarm bajte hi disappointed hain ki kal ka presentation bas dream hi tha—yeh hustle zindagi bhar chalega kya?

♒ Aquarius – Time travel ka glitch

Aquarius ke dreams mein time travel ka glitch chal raha hai—future mein flying cars hain par phone ka WiFi password nahi mil raha. Past mein scientists ke saath chai pe discuss kar rahe hain, but chai ki patti khatam hogayi. Bade confused uthte hain, "Dream mein the scientist was chill yaar, bas chai nahi bani." Matlab logic toh kachre mein daal diya hai.

♓ Pisces – Fantasy mein emotional attyachaar

Pisces ke fantasy dreams mein bhi heartbreak hai—dragon ne reject kar diya kyunki sword fight mein useless nikle. Mermaid crush ne friendzone kar diya underwater wale prom mein. Matlab inke fantasy mein bhi tragedy ki guarantee hai. Subah uth ke dukh bhare playlist pe laga dete hain, "Mera sapna itna emotional kyu tha yaar?"

Sapno ki duniya bhi sabki apni-alag web series hai—kisi ka drama unlimited, kisi ka thriller non-stop. Cosmic gyaan ka sirf ek hi funda hai—sapno mein kuch bhi ho, reality mein alarm snooze karna sabki destiny hai. Sweet dreams ya nightmares—boing karte raho boss, kyunki asli sapna toh 8 ghante ki neend complete karna hai!