Family function = desi Met Gala. Outfits se leke attitude tak sab kuch extra hota hai, aur asli personality type wahi par expose hoti hai.
Toh bolo — shaadi-sagai mein tumhara role kya hota hai? Dance floor ke legend? Gossip mafia ka don? Ya fir “bhai, paneer tikka mast hona chahiye” wali vibe?
♈ Aries – DJ Se Personal Dushmani Wale
Entry lete hi DJ pe nazar — kyunki har song choice pe objection zaruri hai.
“Arey bhai, Punjabi nahi bajega toh kaun naachega?”
Ek haath mein cold drink, doosre mein gaane ki demand list. Jab tak Badshah full volume pe nahi baja, Aries ke liye event shuru hi nahi hota.
♉ Taurus – Butter Chicken Quality Control
Dulha-dulhan ki entry chal rahi hoti hai, lekin Taurus sirf catering wale pe nazar rakhte hain.
Ek ek dish ka live review: “Naan thoda aur crispy ho sakta tha.”
Sabke wedding photos ke background mein plate leke khade milenge — kyunki aaye hain khane, na ki bas smile karne.
♊ Gemini – Gossip Broadcasting Corporation (GBC) CEO
Yahan se gossip utha ke wahan deliver karna Gemini ka art form hai.
“Pata hai bua ki beti kisi ladke ke saath Vietnam ghumne gayi thi?”
Har table pe chakkar laga ke, spicy news chhodke chupchap gayab ho jaana — classic Gemini.
WhatsApp gossip group ka breaking news title bhi inhi ke naam pe hota hai.
♋ Cancer – Emotions Ki Tsunami
Shaadi kisi ki bhi ho, sabse zyada emotional toh Cancer hi hote hain.
“Kitne bade ho gaye sab... sniff”
Ek pal dance, agle pal kisi rishtedaar ka haath pakadke dialogue mode.
Tissue packet sponsor karwa lo Cancer se — kyunki aasun unlimited hain.
♌ Leo – Fashion Influencer (Without Being Asked)
Leo ka entry matlab runway moment.
Har angle se selfies, solo photoshoot chal raha hota hai.
“Lighting sahi nahi hai yaar, ek aur le.”
Agar outfit pe compliment na mile toh interest drop.
Dulha spotlight mein ho ya na ho, Leo ka OOTD zaroor hoga.
♍ Virgo – Event Manager (Free of Cost)
Stage decor se leke photobooth props tak — Virgo sab check kar chuke hote hai.
“Balloon ka colour mismatch hai. Ye roses fake lag rahe hain.”
Function shuru hone se pehle hi venue ka audit ho gaya.
Sabko bola tha event planner hire karo — warna Virgo ka mood toh gaya.
♎ Libra – Sabka Favourite Rishtedaar
Libra har table pe sweet smiles aur diplomatic lines leke ghoomte hain.
“Waah maasi, youngest toh aap hi lag rahi ho.”
Dance floor pe bhi sabke saath thoda thoda dance — balance maintained.
Function mein sabse zyada miss wahi hote hain, kyunki inka vibe hi different hai.
♏ Scorpio – Judgement Mode Activated
Scorpio chup rehke corner se sabko silently scan karte hain.
“Ye kya pehna hai? Shaadi hai ya fancy dress?”
Zindagi ke timeline tak ka mental analysis chalu.
Pucho toh bolenge “kuch nahi”, lekin aankhon mein pura roast session likha hota hai.
♐ Sagittarius – Dance Floor Ka Daredevil
Food, fashion, gossip sab side mein — Sagittarius ka asli stage toh dance floor hai.
Moves samajh aaye ya nahi, confidence 100%.
“Step dekha? Fire hai na?”
DJ bhi thak jaata hai, Sagittarius nahi thakte.
♑ Capricorn – Rishta Meeting Ka Surprise Candidate
Shaadi enjoy karne aaye the, lekin ek kone mein parents ke saath rishta meeting chal rahi hai.
“Beta kya karte ho?”
Capricorn andar se scream karenge, bahar se smile:
“Ji uncle, life mein thoda struggle chal raha hai.”
Do plate paneer ke badle social interrogation free milta hai.
♒ Aquarius – Rishtedaar, But Make It Existential
Aquarius ko lagta hai ye kisi parallel dimension mein aa gaye hain.
“Ye ritual kisne banaya? Logic kya hai?”
Random philosophical sawaal poochke cousins ka brain fry karte hain.
Function ka biggest mystery: Aquarius aaya kaise?
♓ Pisces – Shaadi Ka Imaginary Main Character
Pisces har moment mein apni future shaadi imagine kar rahe hote hai.
“Lighting thodi warm hogi. Sangeet pe slow-mo entry. Honeymoon — Bali.”
Real world mein plate leke khade hain, lekin dimaag mein Karan Johar ki movie chal rahi hai.
Toh Boss, Tumhara Cosmic Role Kya Hai?
Family function ek full-blown social Olympics hai.
Dance battle, emotional meltdown, fashion war ya buffet inspection — sab kuch chalta hai.
Aur agar confusion ho ki tum kis category mein aate ho, toh sirf ek cheez yaad rakho:
Paneer tikka achha ho, sab kuch settle ho jaata hai.
