Sorry bolna aasan hai kya? Nahi yaar, yeh toh Olympic sport hai. Kuch log PowerPoint presentation banate hain, kuch sirf "K" bhejte hain, aur kuch toh pretend karte hain ki kuch hua hi nahi. Aaj dekhte hain ki har zodiac sign apology ka raita kaise failata hai.
♈ Aries – "Sorry Bol Diya Na, Ab Kya Naachu?"
Aries ka sorry sunna hai toh timer laga lo, kyunki yeh 2.5 seconds se zyada nahi tikta. "Sorry yaar, chal ab bhool ja" bolke immediately topic change. Agar tumne dobara yaad dilaya toh gussa ho jayenge ki "Maine sorry bola tha na! Kitni baar bolun?" Inke liye apology ek checkbox hai jo tick karke move on karna hai. Past mein rehna time waste hai boss.
♉ Taurus – "Main Galat Nahi Hun, But Peace Ke Liye Sorry"
Taurus ka sorry sunna hai toh pehle unke mood ka weather report check karo. Yeh log sorry tab bolte hain jab unhe lagta hai ki isse unka sukoon wapas aa jayega. "Theek hai baba, sorry. Ab khana order karte hain?" Actual guilt feel karna aur sorry bolna, yeh dono alag alag departments hain. Inke sorry mein terms and conditions attached hote hain.
♊ Gemini – "Wait, Main Kab Galat Tha?"
Gemini se sorry nikalwana matlab unke saath mental gymnastics khelna. Pehle toh yeh bhool jayenge ki kya hua tha. Phir yaad aane pe 47 different versions batayenge ki actually kya hua tha. "Arey but context samjho na! Main toh mazaak kar raha tha!" End mein confused ho jaoge ki sorry kis cheez ke liye maang rahe the. Master deflectors hain yeh log.
♋ Cancer – "Ro Ro Ke Sorry Bolenge, Phir Tumhe Guilty Feel Karayenge"
Cancer ka sorry ek emotional tsunami hota hai. Itna royenge ki tum khud sorry bolne lagoge. "Mujhe pata hai main bahut bura hun, main deserve hi nahi karta tumhari friendship." Guilt trip ka PhD kiya hai inhone. Sorry bolte bolte victim ban jayenge aur end mein tumhe console karna padega. Emotional manipulation ka syllabus yahi se start hua tha.
♌ Leo – "Main Sorry Bolunga But Make It Grand"
Leo ka sorry ek production hota hai. Public mein sorry bolenge taaki sabko pata chale ki kitne humble hain. "Guys, I want to publicly apologise..." Social media pe story dalenge, friends ko batayenge. But private mein? "Yaar tu bhi na, itni si baat ka bura maan gaya." Inke liye sorry bolna bhi ek performance art hai. Standing ovation chahiye inhe apology ke baad.
♍ Virgo – "Here's My 10-Page Apology Letter With Footnotes"
Virgo ka sorry sun lo toh thesis submit kar sakte ho. Point by point batayenge ki kya galat hua, kyun hua, kaise avoid kar sakte the. Excel sheet banake mistakes ka analysis karenge. "So basically, agar main 3:47 PM pe left turn leta instead of right, toh yeh situation hi nahi aati." Itna detail mein jayenge ki tum bhool jaoge ki gussa kyun the.
♎ Libra – "Sorry... But Actually You're Also Wrong"
Libra ka speciality hai dono taraf ke lawyer banna. "Main sorry hun, but honestly, tum bhi thode galat the na?" Diplomatic sorry bolenge jisme kisi ki galti nahi lagti. Balance karte karte sorry ka matlab hi kho deta hai. "Let's just agree we both could have handled it better?" Peace treaty sign karne ka vibe dete hain yeh log.
♏ Scorpio – "Sorry Nahi, Revenge Lunga"
Scorpio se sorry expect karna matlab khud ko hurt karne ke liye ready rehna. Yeh log sorry nahi bolte, bas intense eye contact karke chup ho jate hain. Agar bol bhi diya toh trust issues ho jayenge ki "Yeh itni aasani se kaise maan gaya?" Mental notes banate rehte hain ki kisne kab kya kiya. Sorry bolna weakness samajhte hain yeh warriors.
♐ Sagittarius – "Sorry Bol Deta Hun, Waise Bhi Kal Bhool Jaunga"
Sagittarius ka sorry ek casual "my bad" hota hai jo unhone 50 other logon ko bhi bola hai aaj. Attention span itna kam hai ki sorry bolne ke 5 minute baad bhool jate hain ki jhagda kya tha. "Chill yaar, life's too short!" Philosophical gyaan deke distract kar dete hain. Inke liye har din ek fresh start hai, grudges kon rakhta hai boss?
♑ Capricorn – "Email Kar Deta Hun, Formal Sorry"
Capricorn ka sorry ek business transaction hai. "I acknowledge my mistake and will ensure it doesn't happen again." Emotion naam ki cheez nahi hoti. Professional tone mein sorry bolenge jaise office mein mail kar rahe hon. Personal feelings discuss karne se better hai ki Excel sheet mein data entry karo. Sorry bola, file close, next agenda item please.
♒ Aquarius – "Society's Concept of Apology Is Flawed"
Aquarius se sorry nikalwana matlab unke saath philosophy class attend karna. "But why do we need to apologise for being ourselves?" Woke arguments denge ki apology culture problematic hai. Different wavelength pe operate karte hain yeh log. Agar sorry bol bhi diya toh itne unique way mein bolenge ki samajh nahi aayega ki yeh sorry hai ya TED talk.
♓ Pisces – "Main Sorry Hun... For Everything Ever"
Pisces itna sorry bolte hain ki unka word meaning kho gaya hai. Exist karne ke liye sorry, saans lene ke liye sorry. "Sorry agar meri vajah se tumhe koi problem hui ho jo mujhe pata bhi nahi." Overthinking karke imaginary situations ke liye bhi apologise kar dete hain. Sorry bolna inki personality trait ban gayi hai. Professional sorry blog hain yeh.
Toh batao, tum kaunse type ke ho? Jo log abhi tak "main kabhi galat nahi hota" soch rahe hain, unke liye special announcement: Delusion bhi ek art form hai, aur tum Picasso ho. Baaki sab practise karo, kyunki life mein sorry bolna padega hi. Ya phir Scorpio ki tarah revenge plan banao. Choice tumhari hai!
