Selfie Game Kaisa Hai Tumhara? High-angle pro, no-filter raw, ya accidental cute with pet?
Selfie lene ka bhi apna ek science hai boss. Koi high-angle se chin sharp karta hai, koi no-filter mein bhi confidence se bhar jaata hai, aur koi toh bas pet ke saath accidental cute ban jaata hai. Lekin har zodiac sign ka apna signature selfie style hai jo unki poori personality ko expose kar deta hai. Toh chalo dekhte hain kis sign ka selfie game kya kehta hai!
♈ Aries – Gym Mirror Mein Flex Karte Hue
Aries ka selfie matlab gym mirror mein bicep pump karte hue click. Bhai log 50 photos lenge, sabme same angry young man expression, phir caption mein likhenge "Just another day grinding". Mirror pe sweat drops dikhne chahiye, background mein dumbbells, aur face pe woh look jaise abhi abhi world record toda ho. Pet? Bro unke paas time nahi hai pets ke liye.
♉ Taurus – Food Ke Saath Aesthetic Shot
Taurus pehle plate sajayega, phir lighting check karega, phir khud ko frame mein adjust karega. Unka har selfie food porn ke saath aata hai. "Look at my glow" bolte hue background mein pizza dikhega. Natural light ka wait karenge, golden hour tak bhookhe rahenge, lekin selfie perfect chahiye. Pet agar frame mein aa gaya toh crop kar denge kyunki focus sirf unpe hona chahiye.
♊ Gemini – Story Pe 47 Different Angles
Gemini ek selfie session mein poora photoshoot kar lete hain. Tongue out, peace sign, serious look, fake candid, mirror selfie, car selfie, sab kuch. Phir story pe daal denge "Can't decide which one" with a poll. Actually decide kar chuke hote hain, bas validation chahiye. Pet ke saath photo mein pet ko blur kar denge kyunki "main character energy" maintain karni hai.
♋ Cancer – Crying Filter Ya Nostalgic Vibes
Cancer ka selfie game emotional damage wala hai. Ya toh crying filter lagake "I'm fine" likhenge, ya phir 2019 ki photo repost karke "Take me back" bolenge. Soft focus, dim lighting, aur background mein fairy lights zaroor honge. Pet ke saath photo mein khud se zyada pet ko pyaar denge aur caption mein likhenge "My only true love".
♌ Leo – Ring Light Investment Worth It
Leo ne professional ring light kharida hai selfies ke liye. Har angle rehearsed hai, har expression practiced hai. "Woke up like this" likhenge lekin makeup mein 2 ghante lage honge. Background carefully curated hoga, crown filter secretly use karenge, aur agar kisine bola "edited lag raha hai" toh block. Pet sirf tab allowed hai jab woh bhi photogenic ho.
♍ Virgo – No Filter But Actually 10 Apps Used
Virgo "no filter" bolke VSCO, Snapseed, Lightroom sab use karte hain. Skin smooth karne mein PhD kar li hai lekin "natural beauty" ka tag lagayenge. Selfie lene se pehle face wash, moisturizer, primer ka poora routine. Background mein koi bhi clutter nahi hona chahiye. Pet ke saath photo mein pehle pet ko groom karenge phir click karenge.
♎ Libra – Cannot Post Until 5 Friends Approve
Libra selfie le kar sabko bhejte hain "Should I post this?" Every angle flattering hona chahiye, lighting golden hour wali, outfit coordinated. Phir bhi 3 ghante sochenge post karna ya nahi. Finally post karenge toh har 2 minute mein likes check karenge. Pet ke saath photo aesthetic purposes ke liye hai, genuine love secondary hai.
♏ Scorpio – Dark Mysterious Half Face Only
Scorpio ka selfie game intense hai bhai. Half face, dark lighting, black and white filter. Caption mein kuch cryptic likhenge jaise "If you know, you know". Full face kabhi reveal nahi karenge, mystery maintain karni hai. Pet ke saath photo mein bhi serious expression rahega jaise pet ne unke secrets sun liye hon.
♐ Sagittarius – Blurry Travel Selfie With Random Story
Sagittarius ka har selfie moving vehicle se liya gaya lagta hai. Blurry, chaotic angle, background mein koi random location. "Living my best life" likhenge jabki woh sirf office se ghar jaa rahe the. Hair messy, smile genuine, lekin photo quality horrible. Pet ke saath accidental cute ho jaate hain kyunki planned kuch nahi hota inke paas.
♑ Capricorn – LinkedIn Profile Picture Vibes
Capricorn har selfie ko professional headshot ki tarah treat karte hain. Formal shirt pehnenge ghar pe bhi, background clean wall, expression serious. "Casual Sunday" likhenge lekin photo mein CEO vibes. Pet ke saath photo mein bhi power dynamic maintain karenge, jaise pet unka assistant ho.
♒ Aquarius – Weird Angle Jo Koi Samjhe Na
Aquarius ka selfie game abstract art hai. Upside down, extreme close up of one eye, reflection in sunglasses ka reflection. "Experimenting with perspectives" bolenge jabki galti se front camera khul gaya tha. Normal selfie lena inke liye mainstream hai. Pet ke saath photo mein pet barely visible hoga kyunki "it's about the vibe, not the subject".
♓ Pisces – Dreamy Filter With Emotional Caption
Pisces har selfie pe sapno wala filter lagayenge. Sparkles, soft glow, butterfly crown sab kuch. Caption mein koi deep quote ya song lyrics. Reality se door, fantasy mein jeete hain. Pet ke saath photo mein khud ro denge kyunki "so much love I can't handle". Har selfie ek emotional journey hai inke liye.
Toh batao, tumhara selfie game kaunsa hai? High-angle Scorpio mystery ya Sagittarius ka blurry adventure? Ya phir Taurus ki tarah food ke bina selfie incomplete? Cosmic camera ne sabka asli rang dikha diya hai. Ab next time selfie lete waqt yaad rakhna, stars tumhari gallery dekh rahe hain aur judge kar rahe hain!
