Suno yaaro, sab ke paas apne apne toxic phase ki ek kahaani hai. Koi kehta hai "I was growing", koi blame karta hai stars ko, aur koi seedha bol deta hai "experimental phase tha yaar". Toh aaj dekhte hain ki har raashi apne toxic phase ko kaise defend karti hai.

♈ Aries – "I was being honest"

Aries apna toxic phase aggressively justify karte hain. "Haan toh kya hua agar maine sabko sach bol diya? Log handle nahi kar sakte toh meri kya galti?" Inke hisaab se toxicity thi hi nahi, bas woh thoda zyada straightforward ho gaye the. Phir sabko yaad dilate hain ki "maine toh hamesha aise hi behave kiya hai, tum log suddenly sensitive kyu ho gaye?" Character development ka naam pe kehte hain ab filter use karna seekh gaye hain.

♉ Taurus – "Woh phase nahi tha, lifestyle choice tha"

Taurus kabhi accept hi nahi karte ki woh toxic the. "I wasn’t toxic yaar. I was just possessive." Jab koi purana screenshot dikhaao toh kehte hain "context samjho, uss time pe  ye justified tha". Inke toxic phase ki speciality hai ki woh abhi bhi chal raha hai, bas ab sophisticated tareeke se. "I was just setting boundaries" bolke saare controlling behaviour ko reframe kar dete hain. Mercury retrograde pe blame karne se better hai ki accept hi na karo.

♊ Gemini – "Woh main nahi, mera evil twin hoga"

Gemini ka sabse favourite excuse hai multiple personality disorder. "Yaar uss phase mein mera khud ka confusion chal raha tha ki main kaun hun." Screenshots dikhaao toh bolenge "haan but uske baad maine sorry bhi toh bola tha na". Har toxic behaviour ke liye alag explanation ready hota hai. Monday ko character development, Tuesday ko experimental phase, Wednesday ko moon ko blame karenge. Consistency ki spelling bhi nahi aati inko.

♋ Cancer – "Tum log ne mujhe toxic banaya"

Cancer apna toxic phase justify karne ke liye victim mindset adopt kar lete hain. "Maine toh bas react kiya tha, tumne hi mujhe push kiya tha." Emotional manipulation ko self-defence ka naam dete hain. "Mujhe hurt hua tha isliye maine hurt kiya" logic pe poori thesis likh sakte hain. Ab kehte hain ki therapy ja rahe hain but secretly abhi bhi wohi patterns repeat karte hain, bas subtly.

♌ Leo – "I was famous, I was under pressure"

Leo ka justification hamesha grand hota hai. "Yaar uss time pe sab mujhe follow kar rahe the, maintain karna padta tha image." Toxic behaviour ko personality trait bolte hain. "Main demanding nahi hun, standards high hain mere." Character development ke naam pe ab kehte hain "I've become more humble" but phir bhi apne baare mein hi har conversation karte hain. Audience ko blame karenge ki unhe inka vision samajh nahi aaya tha.

♍ Virgo – "Data suggest karta hai ki main toxic nahi hoon"

Virgo apne toxic phase ko justify karne ke liye spreadsheet bana denge. "Dekho, 73% time I was helpful, sirf 27% critical." Har harsh comment ke peeche logic denge. "Maine improve karne ke liye bola tha, toxic kaise ho gaya ye?" Ab kehte hain ki they’ve learned to be less judgmental, but internally abhi bhi sabko rate kar rahe hain. Mercury retrograde ko blame karne se pehle teen research papers padh lenge.

♎ Libra – "I was just maintaining the balance"

Libra ka toxic phase denial mein hi guzar jaata hai. "I wasn’t toxic, maine bas dono sides dekhe the." People-pleasing ko diplomacy ka naam dete hain, manipulation ko mediation bolte hain. "Agar maine kuch chhupaya toh sirf peace ke liye." Character development ke baad ab kehte hain "I've learned to pick sides" but abhi bhi fence pe hi baithe hain. Justification itni balanced hoti hai ki khud confuse ho jaate hain.

♏ Scorpio – "Revenge justified tha"

Scorpio straight up accept karte hai but with full justification. "Haan mera behaviour toxic tha, but wo log yahi deserve karte the" Inke hisaab se har action ka equal and opposite reaction hona chahiye, ye physics ka law hai. "Mujhe toh trust issues the, isliye investigation karna pada." Ab kehte hain ki woh transform ho gaye hain, but secretly abhi bhi sabka data collect kar rahe hain. Character development nahi, character upgrade hua hai bas.

♐ Sagittarius – "Chill karo yaar, itna serious mat lo"

Sagittarius ka toxic phase justify karna matlab har baat ka joke bana dena. "Arre mazaak tha yaar, tum logon me koi sense of humour nahi hai kya?" Commitment issues ko adventure seeking bolte hain. "I wasn’t toxic, I was just exploring options." Philosophy ka gyaan deke distract kar dete hain. Kehte hain ki ab mature ho gaye hain but abhi bhi same commitment phobia hai, bas better excuses hain.

♑ Capricorn – "Professional hazard tha"

Capricorn ka justification hamesha career pe blame karna hota hai. "Work pressure se thoda harshness aa gaya tha, yahi toh success ka price hai." Emotional unavailability ko focus ka naam dete hain. "I wasn’t toxic, bas meri priorities clear thi." Character development ke baad kehte hain ki work-life balance seekh gaye hain but abhi bhi office se hi text karte hain. Industry ko aur economy ko blame karenge, but khud ko nahi.

♒ Aquarius – "Society ne mujhe misunderstand kiya"

Aquarius ka toxic phase justification matlab full rebel mode mein chale jaana. "I was ahead of my time, log samajh nahi paaye." Detachment ko independence bolte hain, ghosting ko space dena kehte hain. "Experimental phase nahi tha, woh mera personal revolution tha." Ab kehte hain ki zyada connected aur grounded ho gaye hain but emotionally abhi bhi mars pe hain. Bas disappear hone se pehle thoda explain kar dete hain.

♓ Pisces – "Woh phase blur hai memory mein"

Pisces ka justification technique hai selective amnesia. "Yaad nahi aa raha exactly kya hua tha, but meri feelings intense thi." Toxic behaviour ko artistic expression bolte hain. "I was just feeling deeply, galat kya hai usme?" Escapism ko self-care ka naam dete hain. Ab kehte hain ki grounded ho gaye hain but abhi bhi reality se door hi rehte hain. 

Toh dekha aapne? Har kisi ke paas apna unique tareeka hai toxic phase ko justify karne ka. Koi isse character arc bolta hai, koi cosmos ko blame karta hai, aur koi seedha deny kar deta hai. Par sach toh yeh hai ki hum sab thode toxic hain, bas kuch log better PR kar lete hain. Mercury retrograde ho ya character development, end mein sab excuses hi hain. Accountability ka season kab aayega, yeh toh stars hi jaane!