Office potluck ka WhatsApp group banta hai toh sab log "Yes, I'm in!" bhej dete hain. Lekin jab contribution ki baat aati hai, tab pata chalta hai ki kaun chef hai aur kaun sirf plates count karne aaya hai. Dekhte hain aapka zodiac sign kya kehta hai aapke potluck game ke baare mein.

♈ Aries – "Maine toh pehle se hi bata diya tha ki busy hun"

Aries ne potluck ke din subah 11 baje decide kiya ki woh kuch banana chahte hain. Phir YouTube pe "10-minute recipes" search kiya, ingredients ke liye market gaye, realise hua ki time nahi hai, aur finally Haldiram's se samosa le aaye. Office mein sabko proudly bataya ki "Maine khud heat kiye hain microwave mein, ekdum fresh!"

♉ Taurus – "Mummy ke haath ka khana hai, try karo"

Taurus ne do din pehle se planning shuru ki. Ghar pe mummy ko emotional blackmail karke unse butter chicken banwaya, phir usko Tupperware mein pack karke office le aaye. Jab log compliment dene lagte hain toh modest act karte hue bolte hain "Arey kuch khaas nahi, bas ghar ka simple sa khana hai." Meanwhile, secretly soch rahe hain ki promotion mein yeh bhi count hoga.

♊ Gemini – "Main dessert aur starter dono leke aaun?"

Gemini ne sabko alag alag cheez promise ki hai. HR ko bola pasta, team ko bola biryani, manager ko bola healthy salad. Last moment pe confuse hokar Swiggy se spring rolls aur gulab jamun order kar diya. Office mein ghoom ghoom ke sabko different story suna rahe hain ki kaise unhone "fusion cuisine" banaya hai.

♋ Cancer – "Yeh recipe meri naani ki hai"

Cancer ne apni feelings ko channelise karke kheer banayi because "woh childhood ki yaad dilati hai." Saath mein ek lambi kahani bhi leke aaye about how this dish connects them to their roots. Jab kisi ne sirf ek spoon li toh personally offend ho gaye aur baaki ka din sulk karte rahe.

♌ Leo – "I’ll sponsor the whole event"

Leo ne sabse mehnga order Mainland China se kiya aur ensure kiya ki delivery box pe unka naam likha ho. Har colleague ko personally invite karke bola "You HAVE to try MY Chinese platter." Photos ke liye perfect angle se apne contribution ko arrange kiya aur LinkedIn pe "Team building through food" ka gyaan dene lag gaye.

♍ Virgo – "Maine ek Excel sheet banayi hai ki kaun kya la raha hai"

Virgo ne nutritional value calculate karke homemade dressing ke saath quinoa salad banaya. Saath mein printed cards rakhe jisme ingredients aur calorie count likha tha. Dusron ke dishes ko judge karte hue comments pass kar rahe hain ki "Itna oil? Cholesterol ka socha hai?" Apne salad ko strategically sabse visible spot pe rakha.

♎ Libra – "Mujhe decide nahi ho raha ki kya banau"

Libra ne teen recipes shortlist ki, phir sabka opinion liya, phir confuse hokar kuch aur banana start kiya. Finally panic mode mein aake chocolate cake order kar diya because "sabko chocolate pasand hoti hai na?" Phir poore event mein overthink karte rahe ki shayad ice cream better option hota.

♏ Scorpio – "Secret ingredient hai, nahi bata sakte"

Scorpio ne kuch mysterious dish banaya jiska naam bhi properly nahi bataya. Bas itna bola "It's my special recipe." Jab log puchte hain kaise banaya toh cryptic smile deke bol dete hain "Family secret hai." Actually ye noodles mein fancy vegetables daal ke isko pasta bol rahe hain, but mystery maintain karni hai.

♐ Sagittarius – "Bro, I forgot"

Sagittarius ko kal raat party karte hue yaad aaya ki aaj potluck hai. Subah office aate waqt auto se utarke roadside pakode wale se samose le liye. Office mein confidence se announce kiya ki "Street food is the real Indian cuisine!" Phir philosophy jhaadte hain ki kaise authentic experiences matter karte hain.

♑ Capricorn – "Cost-effective aur impressive dono hona chahiye"

Capricorn ne budget, time, aur impression teeno ka calculation karke rajma chawal banaya. Plastic containers mein professional tarike se pack kiya. Secretly maintain kar rahe hain ki kisne kitna khaya aur mentally note kar rahe hain ki next appraisal mein isse kaise mention karenge.

♒ Aquarius – "Main disposable plates aur tissues laun to chalega na?"

Aquarius ne decide kiya ki system ko challenge karna hai. "Why should everyone bring food? Infrastructure bhi toh chahiye!" Eco-friendly plates aur bamboo spoons leke aaye. Gyaan dete phir rahe hain ki kaise potluck ka actual meaning share karna hai, sirf khana nahi. Low-key khush hain ki cooking nahi karni padi.

♓ Pisces – "Mood nahi tha toh kuch nahi banaya"

Pisces raat ko existential crisis mein the ki "What even is the point of office potlucks?" Subah emotional hokar decide kiya ki kuch heartfelt banana hai. Time kam tha toh fruit salad kata aur upar se honey daal diya. Ab sabko bol rahe hain ki "It's not about the food, it's about the love you put in it."

Toh batao, aap kis category mein aate ho? Jo bhi ho, yaad rakhna – potluck mein contribution sirf khane se nahi, entertainment se bhi hoti hai. Aur agar kuch nahi, toh kam se kam tissues toh le hi aao. Cosmic forces ko blame karne se pehle Swiggy ka menu check kar lena!