DIWALI festival se pehle sabse bada ritual hota hai — safai. Aur har ghar mein koi na koi drama zaroor hota hai! Aries ke liye Diwali cleaning ek sprint race hoti hai, Taurus log har shelf ko spa treatment dete hain, aur Gemini halfway pe Netflix chalu kar dete hain. Virgo ka toh OCD mode full-on hota hai, aur Pisces log sentimentally purani magazine padte rehte hain. Dekhein aapka zodiac kis safai category mein aata hai — cleanliness ke champion ya certified procrastinator?

♈ Aries – Speed Cleaner Mode ON

Broom in one hand, bucket in the other — Aries ka Diwali cleaning race chal raha hai. Jo mil gaya wo throw, jo shine kare wo keep. Result: sab thoda ulta-pulta, but mission complete. Aise lagta hai jaise unka ghar Formula 1 pit stop ho. Zyada sochne ka time nahi — unke liye cleaning ek cardio workout hai. “Move fast and break dust” unka motto hai.

♉ Taurus – Slow & Scented

Safai bhi self-care ritual hai. Taurus aromatherapy candles jalake sofa saaf karta hai, background mein lo-fi music aur coffee cup. Speed zero, style 100. Unke liye dusting bhi luxury experience hoti hai. Har corner pe rose-scented spray aur silk cloth se polish — sab kuch ASMR level smooth. “Mujhe time do, mere vibes priceless hain.”

♊ Gemini – Multitask Mayhem

Diwali cleaning ke time Gemini ka scene — half dusting, half scrolling. Wardrobe khulta hai toh old clothes se photo shoot start. End result: confusion and glitter. Ek hand me duster, dusre me phone — aur playlist teen alag moods ki. Safai se zyada chaos unka USP hai. “Main toh vibes clean kar rahi hoon, floor baad mein.”

♋ Cancer – Emotional Archaeologist

Safai ke beech sentimental detour. Cancer har drawer mein memories dhundhta hai aur phir nostalgia trap mein phase rehta hai. Mop down, emotions up. Unke liye Diwali cleaning therapy session ban jaata hai. Har purani photo ke saath ek teardrop aur har broken diya ke saath ek flashback. “Dust se zyada feelings jam gayi thi.”

♌ Leo – Showroom Cleaner

Leo ka goal simple hai: ghar aise chamakna chahiye ki guests kahen “Wow!” Mirror wipes = selfie opportunities, floor mopping = stage rehearsal. Safai ke time bhi outfit coordinated hota hai. Background mein Bollywood playlist aur dramatic poses on loop. “Main clean nahi kar rahi, main spotlight polish kar rahi hoon.”

♍ Virgo – ISO Certified Perfectionist

Checklist ready, microfibre cloths aligned. Virgo ke liye Diwali cleaning ek scientific experiment hai. Dust molecules tak safe nahi rehte. Unke ghar ka mop bhi labelled hai — “Living Room Only.” Safai unke liye religion hai, aur stain ek personal attack. “If it’s not spotless, it’s not done.”

♎ Libra – Aesthetic Organiser

Balance aur beauty ka combo. Libra shelf arrange karta hai colour palette ke hisab se, aur cushion fluffing ko art form bana deta hai. Unke liye cleaning ka matlab hai vibe alignment. Dust toh chala jaata hai, par agar cushion off-centre hua toh stress level max. “Harmony sirf decor mein nahi, energy flow mein bhi.”

♏ Scorpio – Secret Sweeper

Scorpio ka cleaning style mysterious hai. Andheron mein deep-clean chalu kar dega aur subah tak ghar gleam. Result dekho toh lagta hai magic hua hai. Unke saath safai ek secret mission jaisi hoti hai. Kya saaf hua aur kaise hua — koi nahi jaanta. “It wasn’t cleaning, it was a cleansing ritual.”

♐ Sagittarius – Adventurous Cleaner

One room saaf karte karte trek pe nikal jaata hai. Duster hand mein, philosophy tongue pe — “Dust to dust, so why bother?” Vibes > vacuum. Unke liye Diwali cleaning ek spontaneous field trip hoti hai. Ek corner saaf karte karte naya playlist mil gaya toh plan change. “Mujhe nahi pata main kya saaf kar rahi hoon, par maza aa raha hai.”

♑ Capricorn – Corporate Cleaner

Capricorn har Diwali cleaning ko project banata hai. Timeline, task list, ROI of detergent — sab set. Cleanliness = deliverable. Har hour ka status update aur pre-clean audit compulsory hai. Cleaning unke liye KPI hai, aur broom unka management tool. “Targets achieved, sparkle delivered.”

♒ Aquarius – Inventive But Iffy

Naya hack try karega: DIY vinegar spray ya eco-friendly robot vacuum. Idea great, execution questionable. Still, innovation points milte hain. Kabhi light se dust detect karte hain, kabhi magnetic mop invent karne ki koshish. Result unpredictable par unka TED Talk ready hota hai. “Science ne kaha saaf hai, so I believe.”

♓ Pisces – Dreamy Detergent User

Pisces mop ko paintbrush samajh leta hai. Background music chalu, half time me daydream. Cleaning se zyada creative therapy lagta hai. Bubble foam mein bhi art dekhte hain. Floor pe unka reflection unke liye abstract painting ban jaata hai. “Main sirf saaf nahi kar rahi, main express kar rahi hoon.”