SHAADI SEASON India mein ek emotion hota hai.

Ek taraf invitations ki baarish, doosri taraf outfits ka stress, aur beech mein woh ek relative jo har function mein aapko pehchaan leta hai. Kisi ke liye shaadi season matlab dance floor domination, kisi ke liye unlimited khana, aur kuch log toh bas yeh calculate kar rahe hote hain ki kitni shaadiyan skip kar sakte hain bina rude lage. Stars clearly decide kar chuke hain — har zodiac ka apna ek fixed role hota hai jab shehnai bajti hai.

Chaliye dekhte hain, aap shaadi mein kaun sa character ban jaate hain

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♈ Aries – “Dance Floor Pe Sabse Pehle” 

Aries shaadi mein quietly entry nahi karte. DJ ne pehla upbeat gaana lagaya nahi ki yeh already centre mein thirakte hue pohich gaye. Chahe steps aaye ya na aaye, confidence full hota hai. Aries ke liye shaadi = cardio + spotlight.

♉ Taurus – “Buffet Strategist” Role

Taurus shaadi mein dance se pehle menu check karta hai. Unko pata hota hai kaunsa counter kab kam bheed wala hoga. Second plate without guilt, dessert ke liye alag stomach reserve. Shaadi ka asli experience unke liye khane se complete hota hai.

♊ Gemini – “Gossip & Socialising Hub” Role

Gemini shaadi ka walking-talking news channel hota hai. Kaun kis side se hai, kaun late aaya, kaun awkward couple hai — sab updates unke paas hoti hain.
Dance bhi karenge, khana bhi khaayenge, par baatein sabse zyada. They leave the function with more stories than selfies.

♋ Cancer – “Emotional Family Member” Role

Cancerians ko shaadiyo mein thodi zyada feels aa jati hain.
Vidaai ke time tissue nikaalna, mummy-papa ko hug karna, aur softly emotional ho jaana — sab included. Woh log genuinely moments ko dil se jeete hain. Shaadi unke liye sirf event nahi, ek lifetime memory hoti hai.

♌ Leo – “Main Character Baraati” Role

Leo shaadi mein ek hi rule follow karta hai: notice ho jaana chahiye.
Outfit on point, entry dramatic, photos always happening. Dance floor ho ya dinner area, eyes naturally unpe hi chali jaati hain. Don''t be surprised agar yeh aapko baraat ki front row pe naagin dance karte hue dikh jaayein toh. Shaadi ho ya stage show — Leo is ready to perform.

♍ Virgo – “Unofficial Event Manager” Role

Virgo shaadi mein kaam dhoondh leta hai. Lights thodi off lag rahi hain? Seating messed up? Virgo is already fixing it. Unke bina event smoothly nahi chalta, chahe unka naam kisi list mein ho ya na ho.

♎ Libra – “Perfectly Dressed Guest” Role

Libra shaadi mein effortlessly stylish hota hai. Outfit, accessories, posture — sab balanced. Dance kam karein ya zyada, par photos hamesha aesthetic hoti hain. Unko dekh kar lagta hai: haan, shaadi ka vibe yeh hai.

♏ Scorpio – “Silent Observer” Role

Scorpio shaadi mein loud nahi hota, par absent bhi nahi. Ek corner se sab observe karta hai — dynamics, drama, chemistry. Unko sab samajh aa jaata hai, bina bole. Shaadi ke baad ki commentary unke dimaag mein already ready hoti hai.

♐ Sagittarius – “Fun Baraati / Travel Buddy” Role

Sagittarius shaadi ko mini adventure bana deta hai. Destination wedding ho toh aur bhi better. Dance, travel, new log, new experiences — sab mein full participation. Unke liye shaadi season = stories for life.

♑ Capricorn – “Formal Attendee” Role

Capricorn shaadi attend karta hai, par discipline ke saath. On time aana, gift dena, elders ko greet karna, and decent behaviour Dance optional, food controlled. They leave early, but correctly.

♒ Aquarius – “Different Vibes Only” Role

Aquarius shaadi mein thoda alag hi flow mein hota hai. DJ ke gaane pe nahi, apni vibe pe dance. Conversations bhi random aur deep. Log bolte hain: yeh alag hi character hai — and they’re proud of it.

♓ Pisces – “Filmy Romantic” Role

Pisces shaadi ko movie ki tarah experience karta hai. Lights, music, couple moments — sab dreamy lagta hai. Dance slow, emotions high. Unke liye shaadi season = romantic overload.

About Author

Abbas Momin is a stand up comedian, writer, and podcaster. He has written columns for The Indian Express, Rolling Stone India and GQ India. Abbas has also hosted a film podcast called 'Has It Aged Well?' and does regular appearances on Cyrus Broacha's show 'Cyrus Says'. He has acted in the film 'Ghoomer' and the web series 'Very Parivarik'.