ZOMBIES AA RAHE hain, network gaya, aur sab log suddenly “bro I’m very outdoorsy” bolne lage. But in the middle of all this brain-eating chaos, ek hi sawaal matter karta hai — aap kiske saath team banayenge? Kyunki zombie apocalypse mein sirf do types ke log survive karte hain:

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Aur jo khud kisi useful friend ko pakad lete hain.

Iss quiz ka funda simple hai: choose the options that feel most “you”, aur hum bataenge kaunsa zodiac sign aapka ultimate end-of-the-world teammate banega. No right answers, no wrong answers — bas sahi banda chahiye jo zombies ko bhi bol de: “Not today, boss.”

Ready? Apna moral compass, survival instincts aur thoda sa desi jugaad samet lijiye.

Chaliye dekhte hain aapka apocalypse ka bestie kaun hai.

Scroll slow, choose instinctively, aur yaad rakho — apocalypse mein overthinking se zyada zaroori hai fast decision-making. Toh bas A/B/C/D pick karte jao… aur end mein pata chalega ki aapko bachaane wala kaun hoga, aur kaun aapko zombie snack banayega.

Q1. Zombie attack pe aapka first reaction?

A. “Sab shant ho jao. Pehle exits identify karte hain.”

B. “RUNNNN! Main strategy baad mein soch lunga.”

C. “I felt this coming… retrograde vibes were off.”

D. “Okay but what if WE confuse the zombies? Like a flash mob?”

Q2. Aapka ideal safehouse?

A. A locked utility basement stocked with rations for 3 months.

B. Koi bhi jagah jahan se quick escape possible ho.

C. A quiet, hidden corner jahan intuition guide kare.

D. A chic rooftop with solar panels and fairy lights — survival but make it aesthetic.

Q3. Group mein aapka role?

A. Planner. Excel sheet open, risk analysis ready.

B. Scout. Pehle main jaake check karta hoon, phir sabko bulata hoon.

C. Feels-reader. “Guys, zombies yahan nahi, left se aa rahe hain.”

D. Negotiator. Even zombies ko convince kar doon to chill.

Q4. Grocery store raid mein aap kya pakdenge?

A. Daal, rice, torch, batteries: boring-but-essential stuff.

B. Chips, energy drinks, protein bars: speed fuel.

C. Candles, comfort food, soothing chai bags.

D. Fancy cheese, cold brew, and a multipurpose gadget.

Q5. Your weapon of choice?

A. Sturdy iron rod — reliable, low drama.

B. Jo bhi paas mein ho — fire extinguisher, chair, belan, sab chalta hai.

C. Slingshot + eerily good aim.

D. A customised LED-lit bat, because style bhi important hai.

Q6. Warning signal zombies ke liye?

A. Tapping code, flashlights — crisp communication.

B. Shout “OYYYY!” and hope everyone runs.

C. Soft whisper: “Guys… I have a bad feeling.”

D. A dramatic whistle sequence like you’re in a web-series.

Q7. Ek stranger aapka group join karna chahta hai. Aapka reaction?

A. Vet them like HR — “Your skills? References?”

B. “Sure bro, come. Waise bhi hum sab marne waale hain.”

C. “Umm… their vibe is… complicated.”

D. “They look fun — welcome to the squad!”

Q8. Aapki escape strategy kya hogi?

A. Slow and steady, mapped route, backup plan included.

B. Burst sprint with zero thought, kyunki speed > sense.

C. Zig-zag shady alleys + trust your gut.

D. Decoy lights + clever distractions; i.e. brains over brawn.

Q9. Aap conflict kaise handle karte ho?

A. Sit, talk, solve — apocalypse doesn’t excuse bakwaas.

B. Fight first, discuss later.

C. Silent treatment until emotional clarity arrives.

D. Dramatic monologue that somehow works.

Q10. Your long-term survival philosophy?

A. “Structure hi sab kuch hai. Routine bachayegi.”

B. “Jab tak chal rahe hain, jeet rahe hain.”

C. “Listen to the universe… it will guide.”

D. “Every crisis is a chance to reinvent the world.”

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RESULTS

MOSTLY A — The Practical Protectors

Hero Sign: VIRGO

Backup: Capricorn & Taurus

Aapko chahiye koi jo apocalypse ko bhi timetable ke hisaab se chalaye — and that’s Virgo. Yeh log zombies ko maarne se pehle unka route map bana denge. Ration sorted, exits marked, backup plan filed — bas aap follow kar lo.

Capricorn aapko discipline se survive karayega, and Taurus will ensure you never run out of food. Matlab, iss trio ke saath, zombies bhi bolein: “Yaar, hum hi thak gaye.”

MOSTLY B — The Chaotic Survivors

Hero Sign: SAGITTARIUS

Backup: Aries & Gemini

Agar aapko chahiye koi jo bina soche bhaag bhi le aur somehow bach bhi jaaye — Sag is your guy. Yeh log zombies ko confuse kar dete hain with sheer randomness.

Aries brings the josh, Gemini brings smart distraction tactics.

Yeh team fast, loud, unpredictable hai — but guaranteed fun.

Perfect if you want adrenaline + a 50% survival chance + 100% entertainment.

MOSTLY C — The Psychic Stealth Squad

Hero Sign: SCORPIO

Backup: Pisces & Cancer

Aapke andar bhi thodi sixth-sense energy hai, aur aapko chahiye koi jo silent, strategic aur borderline spooky ho — that’s Scorpio. Yeh log shadows mein reh kar zombies ko dodge karte hain jaise koi revenge thriller ka climax chal raha ho.

Pisces senses danger before it arrives, Cancer keeps everyone emotionally intact.

This trio = intuition > aggression. Zombies kis angle se aa rahe?

Scorpio already knows.

MOSTLY D — The Dramatic Innovators

Hero Sign: AQUARIUS

Backup: Leo & Libra

Aapko chahiye koi jo brains + drama + tech ko mix kare — welcome Aquarius. Yeh log apocalypse ko bhi “project” bana dete hain. Solar panels, DIY gadgets, zombie-repellent experiments — sab ho jayega.

Leo adds main-character courage, Libra handles group diplomacy.

Yeh team stylish bhi hai, smart bhi, aur slightly delusional bhi — but trust me, iss delusion ne hi duniya ko bar-bar bachaya hai.