DESI SHAADI ka scene simple lagta hai… par hota nahi. Ek taraf baarat ka dhoom-dhadaka, doosri taraf pados wali aunty ka unsolicited rishta pitch. Kahi par DJ ki “volume badhao!” demand, toh kahi par cousins ka photo-session meltdown. And in all this chaos, aapko chahiye woh ONE person jo aapke saath pura wedding weekend sambhal le — from gatecrashing to genda-phool dodging to saving you from the emotional atyachaar of “Beta, agla number tumhara?”

Iss quiz ka maksad hai ye pata karna ki kaunsa zodiac banega aapka official Shaadi Season Wingman/Wingwoman? Woh banda jo aapko dance floor tak drag kare, buffet ki secret line dikhaye, cringe relatives se bachaye, aur pheron ke time sahi angle ka video bhi bana de.

Choose A/B/C/D based on instinct — aur end mein pata chalega ki kaun sa zodiac aapka shaadi-day MVP banega. Band, baaja, jawab shuru.

From sangeet to baraat to reception to 2am chai, every moment needs a partner-in-crime. Pick your options honestly…kyunki shaadi mein fake log aur fake answers dono pakad mein aa jaate hain.

Q1. Shaadi attend karne pe aapka first move kya hota hai?

A. Check schedule, find washrooms, locate buffet.

B. RUN to the dance floor before anyone warms up.

C. Meet the dulha–dulhan, take blessings, feel emotional.

D. Scan the crowd. Fashion inspo + potential gossip = noted.

Q2. Sangeet performance ke time aap kya karte ho?

A. Clapping nicely from the side, recording for later.

B. Jump in mid-performance — choreography be damned.

C. Crying during emotional performances.

D. Trained backup dancer energy. Perfect angles, perfect entry.

Q3. Aapki buffet line ki strategy kya hai?

A. “Guys, main plates le aata hoon.”

B. “Chalo na, main chef ko hi ask kar leta hoon!”

C. “Wait, let others go first…”

D. “Let’s look cute and someone will let us cut the line.”

Q4. Dulhan ke entry moment par aap kya karte ho?

A. Focused. Lights, camera, recording on time.

B. Screaming “WOOOHOOO!” louder than the DJ.

C. Goosebumps + tears + soft smile.

D. Checking if the lighting matches her lehenga tone.

Q5. What’s your baraat dance situation?

A. “I’ll hold your phone and bag, you go dance.”

B. DANCE MANIAC MODE ACTIVATED.

C. One gentle thumka, then back to observation.

D. Only dancing when the photographer is near.

Q6. Rishta-uncle/aunty coming toward you saying ‘Beta, what do you do?’

A. Give polite, crisp answers.

B. Run. Full speed. No looking back.

C. Smile nervously and hide behind friends.

D. Flip the conversation so THEY get awkward.

Q7. Random kid asking you to play with them during rituals?

A. “Sure, but stay within this area, okay?”

B. Pick them up and start running around like a maniac.

C. Sit and talk to them sweetly.

D. Teach them a TikTok dance.

Q8. Reception photos ke liye pose karna hai. Aapka scene?

A. Stand straight, smile decently, done.

B. Peace signs, heart signs, V for victory — sab chalega.

C. Soft smile, emotional support energy.

D. Full Vogue editorial posing.

Q9. Ek guest ne apni drink spill kar di. Aapka reaction?

A. Immediately in clean-up mode. Tissue Squad activated.

B. “HAHAHA broooo how did you even do that??”

C. “Aww, are you okay?”

D. “Okay wait — let’s use this moment to relocate to better lighting.”

Q10. End of the night pe what’s your final vibe?

A. Making sure everyone has transport & belongings.

B. On the highway, still dancing.

C. Emotional recap + group hug.

D. Posting the perfect Instagram photo dump.

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RESULTS

MOSTLY A — The Reliable Rockstars

Best match: TAURUS

Backups: Virgo & Capricorn

Aapko chahiye ek capable adult — jo aapko sambhale, aapka phone rakhe, buffet plate secure kare, aur aapko ghoomne se pehle paani pila de. Taurus is that dependable bestie.

Virgo handles all logistics — gifts, photos, timings.

Capricorn ensures the whole night runs smoother than the MC’s script.

Inke saath shaadi attend karna becomes peaceful, organised and with zero drama (unless catering messes up — then god help them).

MOSTLY B — The Dance-Floor Demons

Best match: GEMINI

Backups: Aries & Sagittarius

Aapko chahiye pure unhinged fun — someone who drags you into every dance circle, photobombs half the guests, and befriends strangers in 0.5 seconds. Gemini is your chaos engine.

Aries brings aggressive enthusiasm.

Sagittarius adds comic relief and endless energy.

Yeh trio ke saath, shaadi becomes a Bollywood item number + comedy special.

You will not sit down. Even once.

MOSTLY C — The Soft Support Squad

Best match: CANCER

Backups: Pisces & Scorpio

Aapko chahiye koi aisa jo wedding-day emotions ko samjhe — the sentimental speeches, the bidaai tears, the nostalgia.

Cancer is your emotional wingman: soft, caring, loyal.

Pisces adds full filmy sensitivity.

Scorpio adds silent protection from toxic relatives.

Yeh trio captures aesthetic emotions + holds your hand during the heavy moments.

Best for wholesome, heart-warming wedding energy.

MOSTLY D — The Stylish Social Ninjas

Best match: LIBRA

Backups: Leo & Aquarius

Aapko chahiye koi jo shaadi ko full glam + social strategy bana de.

Libra knows everyone, looks perfect ALWAYS, and can smooth-talk any awkward encounter.

Leo ensures you two are the highlight of the event.

Aquarius makes sure the whole vibe feels cool, unique and Instagrammable.

Yeh trio turns any shaadi into a PR event + fashion shoot — and honestly, humko yehi toh chahiye.