MATCH KHATAM ho chuka hai. TV band ho gaya hai. Snacks almost over.

Lekin asli match ab shuru hota hai — post-match analysis. 😌
Kuch log stats nikaalte hain, kuch umpire ko blame karte hain, kuch bas emotional damage process kar rahe hote hain.

Har cricket fan ka ek aisa dost hota hai jo har match ke baad gyaan dena zaroori samajhta hai. Question yeh hai — aapke liye kaunsa zodiac best rahega as your post-match analysis friend?

Answer these 10 questions and find out.

1. Match khatam hote hi aapka first instinct kya hota hai?
A. Scorecard kholna
B. “Yeh bowling change galat tha” bolna
C. “Umpire biased tha” rant
D. “Chhod yaar, kal baat karte hain”

2. Aap post-match discussion mein kaise participate karte ho?
A. Stats ke saath points rakhte ho
B. Situational decisions explain karte ho
C. Full emotional breakdown
D. Short, dry reactions

3. Agar team haar jaaye toh aapka reaction kya hota hai?
A. “Numbers don’t lie”
B. “Strategy mein flaw tha”
C. “Sab bekaar hai”
D. Silent sulk mode

4. Aapke analysis ka favourite topic kya hota hai?
A. Strike rate, economy, averages
B. Captaincy & team selection
C. Umpiring & luck
D. Overall vibe of the match

5. Close match ke baad aap kya karte ho?
A. Replay highlights dekhte ho
B. Friends ke saath discuss karte ho
C. Twitter / memes scroll karte ho
D. Match se thoda break lete ho

6. DRS decision ke baare mein aapka stand?
A. Absolutely justified
B. “Context samajhna chahiye”
C. “Umpire’s call is a scam”
D. “Jo ho gaya so ho gaya”

7. Aap kitni der tak match discuss kar sakte ho?
A. Next morning tak
B. Jab tak sab points cover na ho jaaye
C. Jab tak frustration nikal na jaaye
D. 10–15 minutes max

8. Agar koi aapse disagree kare toh?
A. Stats dikha ke point rakhte ho
B. Calm debate karte ho
C. Defensively react karte ho
D. Topic change kar dete ho

9. Aapko kaunsa analyst type pasand hai?
A. Data-driven expert
B. Balanced former-player type
C. Passionate fan analyst
D. Chill summariser

10. Post-match talk ka end usually kaise hota hai?
A. Clear conclusions ke saath
B. “Agar yeh hota toh…” theory
C. Emotional sigh ke saath
D. “Next match dekhte hain”
 

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Results

Mostly A’s — Virgo / Aquarius
Aapke liye best post-match analysis friend hai data nerd zodiac. Virgo aur Aquarius calmly stats, patterns aur logic ke saath match dissect karenge. Zero shouting, full Excel energy.

Mostly B’s — Capricorn / Libra
You need a balanced cricket brain. Capricorn aur Libra context, captaincy aur game awareness ke saath analysis karte hain — emotional bhi, logical bhi.

Mostly C’s — Aries / Scorpio
Aapka ideal friend hai high-emotion analyst. Aries aur Scorpio har decision ko personal lete hain, passion ke saath rant karte hain, aur discussion ko entertaining bana dete hain.

Mostly D’s — Taurus / Cancer
Aapko chahiye low-drama cricket companion. Taurus aur Cancer match ko feel karte hain, overanalyse nahi karte, aur conversation ko calm note pe end karte hain.