TOH BAS, HO GAYA. End credits aa gaye. Ab koi naya episode nahi, koi theory nahi, koi “next season pakka” wali umeed nahi. Aur achanak realise hota hai ki pichhle kai saalon se aapki personality ka ek hissa… ek show/series tha.
Ab group chats shaant hain.
Timeline emotional hai.
Dimaag baar-baar scenes replay kar raha hai jaise usko overtime ke paise mil rahe hain.
Aisa lag raha hai jaise ki dil mein ek fictional town ya universe ke shape aur size ka khaalipan hai.
Iss moment pe “move on” bolna bekaar hai.
Closure ek jhooth hai.
Isliye aaj hum coping ke liye logic nahi, zodiac cosplay use karenge.
Aaj hum survive karenge — Scorpio ki tarah.
Aap Scorpio ho ya nahi, koi farq nahi padta.
Aaj ke liye Scorpio ka tareeka adopt karo. Weaponise karo. Confidently.
Step 1: “I’m Fine” Bolne Ki Koshish Mat Karo. Scorpio Kabhi Nahi Karta.
Scorpio ka pehla rule: Emotions ko dabana nahi, fully experience karna.
Dukh ho raha hai? Perfect.
Writers pe gussa aa raha hai? Bilkul sahi.
Ending personally offensive lag rahi hai? Correct reaction.
Scorpio aise kabhi nahi bolega, “Arre bas show hi toh tha.”
Instead, wo bolega, “Isne meri brain chemistry badal di.”
Yeh sirf entertainment nahi tha. Yeh ek long-term emotional situationship tha.
Aur ab breakup hua hai.
Step 2: Rewatch Karo — Par Healthy Nahi, Strategic
Scorpio poora show dobara nahi dekhta.
Woh amateurs ka kaam hai.
Scorpio pain curate karta hai.
Sirf woh episodes:
jahan backstory hai
jahan trauma peak pe hai
jahan ek monologue aaj bhi gale mein atak jaata hai
Usi par:
Pause.
Rewind.
Fir ceiling ko dard-bhari aankhon se ghoor ke baithna.
Healing is not the goal. Intensity is the goal.
Step 3: Apni Personal Conspiracy Theory Bana Lo
Scorpio surface-level reality accept nahi karta.
Isliye aap ab yeh maanoge:
ending symbolic thi
kuch “unsaid” chhod diya gaya
yeh sab jaan-boojh ke kiya gaya
Proof? Koi zarurat nahi. Bas vibes kaafi hain.
Aap khud ko samjhaoge: “Unhone humko feel karane ke liye aisa kiya.”
Closure nahi milta. Par pain ko meaning mil jaata hai.
Step 4: Apna Grief Gatekeep Karo
Scorpio sabke saath emotions nahi share karta.
Sirf do log qualify karte hain:
Jinhone show dhyaan se dekha ho
Jo “koi aur show dekh lo” na bolein
Jo bhi replacement suggest kare, Scorpio usko 48 ghante ke liye emotionally mute kar deta hai.
Replacement culture fake hai; koi bhi uss show ko replace nahi kar sakta.
Scorpio iss baat pe lad lega.
Step 5: Nostalgia Ko Personality Bana Lo
Ab aata hai Scorpio ka signature move: Aftermath ko romanticise karna.
Wallpaper change.
Edits save.
Ek soundtrack jo bina warning ke mood kharab kar de.
Aap bhoolna nahi chahte. Aap uss feeling ko saath rakhna chahte ho…bilkul emotional hand baggage ki tarah.
Healthy? Nahi.
Effective? Bohot.
Step 6: Ek Din… Dramatically Withdraw Kar Jaana
Aaj nahi.
Kal bhi nahi.
Par ek din utho ge aur realise hoga — thoda kam dukh ho raha hai.
Scorpio isko announce nahi karta. Bas quietly obsession archive karta hai, jaise kuch hua hi nahi.
Aur jab internet next big thing pe chala jaata hai, Scorpio door se dekhta hai aur sochta hai: “Waise bhi… kuch bhi uss jaisa nahi hoga.”
Aur honestly? Galat bhi nahi hai.
Important Disclaimer (Please Read)
Scorpio style mein favourite show ke end se bachne se:
closure nahi milega ❌
aap jaldi move on nahi karoge ❌
emotional stability guaranteed nahi ❌
Par haan:
grief ko honour kar paoge
thoda kam akela feel hoga
aur functional reh ke thoda unhinged rahoge
Aur aise moment pe? Utna hi kaafi hai.
